if attacked by a zombie right now what can you grab

hi,
it sounds like a silly discussion but if you were attacked right now sitting on your computer what can you grab. sounds serious now don't it.
for me i can grab
1. an xbox 360 controller
2. an xbox live headset
3. a mouse and keyboard
4. some headphones
5. a network router.
6. a pen
7. a pencil
8. a bin.

dunno about you but im very well equiped :(

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Permalink Reply by camden mourer on August 22, 2009 at 11:07am
um right now id be screwed im at a truck stop replying to this on a psp
1 i have a .22 in the glove box
2 not even half a box of shells
3 a riot dagger
Permalink Reply by Melvin "Chems" Nivlem on August 22, 2009 at 1:13pm
1. Coffee mug filled with pipe'n hot brew
2. Laptop(would probly get snagged on charger xD)
3. KY "His&Her's" lube my girlfriend made me spend $24 on (not that great lube FYI)
4. A bowel full of spare change and tacks
5. Stiletto randomly jammed into my window sill

Permalink Reply by Tori Luve on August 26, 2009 at 12:23am
Better crack open the Merlot now. LOL
Permalink Reply by Amber on August 23, 2009 at 11:11am
Lots of things.....
Kitchen knife.
Computer monitor.
Comp tower.
Pringles can.
Too many to name all.
Permalink Reply by Nick Thompson on August 23, 2009 at 11:27am
my Wakakashi sword.
Permalink Reply by Dario on August 23, 2009 at 12:01pm
Pencils
Pens
Laptop
Cellphone
Books galore
Lamp
Night stand
Various framed pictures.
Permalink Reply by Killerfishstick on August 24, 2009 at 12:54pm
1.Molotoves(workin' on my 4th)
2.Outrageosly large drill.
3.Keyboard
4.Phone
5.Routor
6.The Zombie Survival Guide(Zing!)
7.Paper Shreddar
8.Lamp
9.A beagle named mark.
Permalink Reply by Tori Luve on August 26, 2009 at 12:11am
Within immediate reach as in I get up from my computer and take less than 2 steps:

1.Battle Axe
2. Several walking canes and full size umbrellas
3. Fireplace tools: poker, shovel and a log grabbie thing
4. Candleabra with pointy ends
5. Sling shot with metal shot
6. Pole lamp
7. Mirrors and framed pictures I could break the glass on since I don't have a knife handy (but I do have a pair of leather gloves and wool mittens I could put on to protect my hand)
8. Metal popcorn popper you use over an open fire
9. Long handled Bigfoot windshield ice scraper
10. A claw hammer and a couple of screw drivers
11. Various computer items, but I don't think any are going to do much good unless I can get them on the ground and then drop a printer or something heavy on their head.
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Permalink Reply by JB on August 26, 2009 at 4:21am
That looks like an Effin toy...
Permalink Reply by Tori Luve on August 27, 2009 at 5:15pm
Hey! I am short and my hands are little! I have to use a laptop cos otherwise a regular keyboard is too big. I will NEVER be a piano player, gosh darn it!, And actually, it is about 30 inches long and weights about 7-8 lbs.

I sharpened the double blades and the center point. It could crush into a skull just as easily as a tire iron or crowbar. Perfect size for my semi-elfin stature as I thrust and swing my way out of harms way.

Besides, the question was what do you have in your immediate grasp? I didn't way this is my FT zombie splatterin' gear. I wouldn't be carrying around my antique umbrella collection either as "weapons" per se, but if the pizza boy showed up at my door sans pizza and munchin' on a femur, I'd certainly give him a good poke through the eye with anything I had handy.
Permalink Reply by Fetters on August 27, 2009 at 5:59pm
metal folding chair
folding knife
bed
tv
computer desk
Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on August 27, 2009 at 6:21pm
In arm's reach:
Laptop, fork, glass vase thick enough to crack a skull, a metal pole.

In the same "room" (living room/kitchen/dining room):
A tall floor lamp, piano bench, duct tape, projector tripod, knives, at least three pairs of scissors.

Now, both of those are assuming that the zombie just magically teleported into the second floor of my house, as I am currently facing the only way up.

Much more likely is that a zombie suddenly busts down the door. In that case, I could grab a .22 (rifle or pistol) or a .45 handgun.

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