Sweetest way to kill a zombie

Now, we all know, we have to kill zombies, but the question should be, "how would be the sweetest way?" personally, I'd think it'd be charging into a mob with a chainsaw, then when that stops working, pulling out a pair of power sheerers and chopping the fuckers apart.

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Permalink Reply by Neill on June 3, 2008 at 3:14pm
Jumping from the roof of your house with a blunt medieval battle ax, into a group of Zombies.
Permalink Reply by Praxile™ on June 3, 2008 at 6:58pm
the chances of you not being grabbed, having your skin catching on some of their past life jewelry and causing a cut where the virus could easily enter or just keeping your balnce as limbs drop to the ground making easy objects to trip on are astounding high, against you.... basically you try a stunt like that your as good as dead (or infected) but if you know these will be your last moments on this Earth this would be a pretty hardcore way to go out
Permalink Reply by Praxile™ on June 3, 2008 at 7:01pm
my opinoion, if it matters :~/, is close combat such as shotgun action, karate, or wingin it with a knife (don't use a serrated knife they'll catch on bone once you thrust the blade in)
Permalink Reply by UnRest on June 3, 2008 at 7:02pm
Put some C-4 up thier asses And stand back BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Permalink Reply by Shotgun Shogun on June 3, 2008 at 7:07pm
I could totally use that. Litterally shove it up the zombie's ass and set that fucker off.
Permalink Reply by Praxile™ on June 3, 2008 at 7:18pm
i think i may look into a custom blade like a shortsword that can cut,chop, and crush bone that doesn't dent easy, and is lightweight for on the go if i become a roamer... i think i know of a metal that has these properties i just have to look into it and find someone who can manufacture it
Permalink Reply by Ash_Williams on June 5, 2008 at 7:54pm
To use a MTHEL on an entire group of zombies.

MTHEL: Mobile Tactical High-Energy Laser
Permalink Reply by Praxile™ on June 22, 2008 at 9:30pm
Resident Evil 4 Playstation 2 Version i was playing it 2 hours ago
Permalink Reply by BitchSplitter on June 11, 2008 at 2:51am
i like how you think hahaha baby i love it like a midevil mace don't forget to put some nails in it first
Permalink Reply by Famine on June 8, 2008 at 5:58pm
throwing them into a wood chipper, a tuub of acid, and tornado lol
Permalink Reply by Praxile™ on June 8, 2008 at 6:42pm
wood chipper-would work
tub of acid-probably not
tornado-i can't summon tornados??? lol
Permalink Reply by Shotgun Shogun on June 9, 2008 at 7:15am
hey, acid eats through anything, regardless of being living or dead. Hell, i got a vat of acid in my basement for victi-.....er, i mean, garbage disposal....

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