CHAINSAW: Love it, or leave it?
The chainsaw is a weapon of such nature that one has difficulty discerning its practical applications. Its strong, its loud, and i pumps the user up. However, it is loud and draws in zombies, as well as having a finite fuel use. So, america, what are the pros and cons of this time-honored weapon?
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Permalink Reply by randall orry anderson on -
this wepon is a ultra bad ass but it is loud as hell. its strong but it has alimited fuel. all in all i would not bring this wepon with me on my travels.
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Permalink Reply by forgottenfreshness2332 on -
in honor of all zombie movies of the past, i say aye, carry the weapon of zombie slaughter. who cares if its loud and attracts zombies, thats more zombies to kill...they have to run out eventually. the fuel issue..just syphon it out of cars you stumble across that are either locked or crashed.
but on the down side, it requires sharpening and maitenence and every zombie hunter ive met is either lazy or is using common sense and wants to survive.
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
Straight gas will seize up the engine. You need to mix 2 cycle oil with the gas.
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Permalink Reply by forgottenfreshness2332 on
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ah i forgot that, well...thats a incovenince
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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the chainsaws on the handlebars is nice for video games too but near impossible. You'd have to depress the accelerator on two chainsaws while manipulating the controls for the bike. kind of sensory overload if ya ask me.
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Permalink Reply by Nick Thompson on -
The Chainsaw in Words..This Is from The Zombie Survival Guide
"Popualr Fiction has shown us the awesome,brutal power of the chainsaw.It's lighting quick rotating teeth can easily slice through flesh and bone, making the strength and skill required for manual weapons unecessary." It's to loud there for making more zombie come to you.Then one day and you'll run out of eithir gas or power amking the chainsaw just a weight. Then you'll die.Then you turn to a zombie and be killed...again.....
So The Chainsaw leave it or take it? Leave it.. You'll die. Then be a Zombie =[
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Permalink Reply by rxpirate on -
Well as for the blood splatter most of it wouldnt go towards your face, the spray from a chainsaw goes down, so as long as wielded the right way nothing should hit your face. But like already said the fuel is the main thing, not only running out of gas, but all saws work on mixed fuel, so you have to carry oil and gas mix along with oil by itself because you damn near have to fill up the bar oil everytime you fill with gas otherwise the saw will just burn up. You also have to consider the unreliability of a small engine, the shit breaks constantly and will not fire up over something as small has a dirty air filter or a fouled plug. So they are not practical in the long run, but no person can argue about the sheer badassness of cutting one up with a saw so having one for fun when you can just play would be good.
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Permalink Reply by Rusty Sizzahz on -
Have you heard enough? Remove the chain and use it as a hand-to-hand. It will not drop anything, but it will rip flesh, AND separate ligaments. Go for the legs!
Remember: The Z are NOT superhuman! They are meat that needs carving. While Moving. Punks!
Don't Tread On We!
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Permalink Reply by JB on -
They are not superhuman, but they ARE uninhibited and don't have the same limitating stresses and pains that we do. It's why you're pretty much doomed if one gets ahold of you. No, a 4 year old zombie isn't going to have an iron grip, but a full grown 200lb man will.
Also, your chainsaw is too heavy to use as your "hand to hand". You're better off with a machete or any of the lightweight yard/garden tools that can do just as much damage...
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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If all you've got is a chainsaw and you are in imminent danger it is gonna take precious time to get that chain off. Toss the saw at their feet and pick up a piece of the wood I hope you were cutting.
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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absolutely.
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