What can we do about it?

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lol. I think crack may actually be a solution to the zombie problem. Everyone knows how little crack heads eat, that's why they are all skinny and shit. Maybe crack is the best way to control their hunger. At the very least they'll be less motivated to do anything besides crack, which really can only work in our favor.
Crack is whack.
Hey you might be onto something!
hell yeah it is but think about it
no drug would affect the zombie because there is no blood flow or anything. it would need to be delivered directly to the brain.

crack heads are skinny because they would rather spend their money on crack than on food.
your 100% right my friend
Dump it into a leaf blower and fire it at them. The brain is still alive so you never know. Could be worth an experiment.
true
that would be a lot of crack... thousands of dollars worth to take out a small horde of zombies... or is the idea not kill them but to get them high? okay. so you need cocaine and baby laxatives right... you need to know how to cook down coke into crack...

wait.... why don't we get them on meth. all their teeth will fall out!
something else I was thinking about...

If somebody is drunk or high when they turn, will that mean the Zombie is inebriated as well... no blood flow, the deleterious effects won't leave the brain...
In Zombie Nation, a guy thinks that zombies are so dumb because the brain is starved of oxygen during the time it takes between death and reanimation, so hooked himself up to a life support system just before he died...when he turned he had all of his faculties but was still a zombie....just smart

sooooo using that I suppose you could get drunk zombies etc etc... maybe why in some films/books there are always some deadheads who just stand there/sit on the ground not doing anything?
I personally don't think that this is a very good solution to the problem. the best solution is to wait them out. They are a walking corpse, and what do corpses do they deteriate. So with no blood flow or anything means that the Zed is going to dehydrate and all bodily fluid is going to be gone and he's gonna be a bag of bones. A massive Zed outbreak could be over in about a year

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