What would be the top 10 things you would like about an outbreak and the 10 things you would miss about life as it is now
top ten things like/dislike about outbreak.
1. get to kill zombies/possibility of getting eaten alive
2. free x-box 360's/but no power
3. Anarchy/no hospitals or not as good.
4. free booze/no place safe enough to get drunk
5. can drive interesting vehicles/ gas much harder to come by
6. no more school/ no more school
7. no more a.o.l / no more internet.
8. no more crappy shows/ no more good shows.
9. all the weapons you can get your hands on/ animals like lions getting out of zoo and ganking you.
10. possibility of only man in group/ possibility of having pregnant lady on team.
1. get to kill zombies/possibility of getting eaten alive
2. free x-box 360's/but no power
3. Anarchy/no hospitals or not as good.
4. free booze/no place safe enough to get drunk
5. can drive interesting vehicles/ gas much harder to come by
6. no more school/ no more school
7. no more a.o.l / no more internet.
8. no more crappy shows/ no more good shows.
9. all the weapons you can get your hands on/ animals like lions getting out of zoo and ganking you.
10. possibility of only man in group/ possibility of having pregnant lady on team.
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Permalink Reply by josh on -
1)get rid of my ex (die bitch die)
2)no more debt/ get to start fresh
3)dont know what else basicaly i get to start all over again with life
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Permalink Reply by Ashley Rose The Destroyer on -
1) NO MORE FUCKING COLLEGE/i'll be dumb.
2) My parents will get eaten/ =]
3) I can kill anyone and it would be legal/i may have to kill my crush.... =[
4) drink and smoke anywhere/may be to tipsy to be alert and get killed
5) can own cool guns/but may run out of amo
6) living life on the road/ may get run over or eaten
7) have my house to myself/may die in it tho
8) be with my friends all the time wrecking zombies/my friends may die
9) living off of canned food/no more actualll meals.
10) kill my exs/i may get blood in my hair?
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Permalink Reply by ClericRuss on -
Hmmm- "The Pros-n-Cons of Undead Plague"..?
Okay- I'm game. Bear with me- some thoughts trapped in "The Olde Cleric's Head" may be a bit esoteric...
1] Life & death will be boiled down to absolutes- both pro/con as well as Literal/conjectural
2] "Truth" is measured by the individual means to wield it- whether by hook, crook, sword or board- see #1 for clarity.
3] Anarchy is the new order, yet order has to be maintained for any form of true anarchy to continue to exist [zombies are both "truth" & their own set of compromise & anarchy... Use P/C 1 & 2- see if you get the correlation!]
4] A "clean slate" in all terms. Debt, societal ills, taxes, mores, convictions, weddings, annulments, all lifting burdens of a society no longer in existence- but also providing no life experience from which to guarantee or at least prolong, your current survival...
5] Loss. Again- a double edged sword. Loss of debtors, taxes, etc- but also the loss of innocence, loved ones, true complacency...
6] Ultimate freedom- yet most likely at the cost of "more" or a "more pure" oppressive environment- totalitarianism on mega-steroids with an ass-itching rage
7] Every plan you've ever made or wanted to make can be explored- but the crippling onset of making that choice would now rely on pressures as yet seen & necessities yet tapped...
8] Complacent sex goes right out the window. "Mad Howler Monkey" will now have to be tamed down to "Speed Bunny Thumper".
9] Just when you think you've got it all locked up, either Zack will scratch through or some band of jerks will manage to take it from you.
Though I'm sure I could come up with a last #10- much like any good Apoc- one has to ask...
10] Will there be enough of a tomorrow to account for the previous 9..?
Cleric
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