Well... We all know how macho the men are... All the cool tactics these boys have...We all know how big and strong they all are... But what about us women? Ladies give me your stories, how are yall holding up during this crazy ordeal.

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Just random girl related thought... everyone should make sure they have ample supply of femine care products. No one brings up how important that would be. but that's like the first thing on my mind... I don't wanna have to deal with bleeding all over the place when i'm smashing zombie brains.

yep i said it.
hahaha.... Orrrrr... GET seasonell.... would totally be conveniant... i mean... we may get cancer from it buttt what ever... i'll take cancer over... being a zombie...
unless you died from the cancer then you would become a zombie and that would be bad right
ooo very smart.
i don't know if i realllly want to shove a sea sponge up there. I mean.... i know it sounds soooo easy to do... but from a girls point of veiw..... we don't need things cought up in there... plus i just don't see how a sea sponge reuseable tampoon can work... the germs that would collect over time can lead to problems for us... no matter how hard we clean it. i work in a hospital i would know this. haha good idea tho.
"Have you seen a man Eat his own Head? Ha then you haven't seen everything and neither have we"
Use your imagination. Rolling pins, field mice, orphans, the list is endless.
okay i'm sorry but i got curious.

Did you know...
Roughly 12 billion sanitary pads are land filled or incinerated in the US each year?

A woman throws away 10,000 pads or tampons in her lifetime?

Manufacturers of tampons and pads are not legally required to list ingredients used in making feminine products – products we wear next to our most vulnerable parts?

Most feminine hygiene products produced in North America are made using chlorine gas or chlorine dioxide bleached wood pulp, leaving trace amounts of dioxins and furans (the most toxic chemicals on earth)?

More on the environmental effects of disposable feminine products.

Do not use harsh synthetic soaps on your sponge. It leaves a film that upsets the natural PH balance of your vagina. You may however use a mild natural soap to wash your sponge with such as Dr. Bronner’s. Just add a few drops to your sponge when washing between removal times. If you do not have a disinfectant with you or access when out in public then wash your hands thoroughly and rinse your sponge out with water before reinserting. Once you have access on your next cleaning then use one of the suggested cleaning methods we have listed. There are several ways to disinfect Sea Pearls™.

You may soak them in any of these mixtures below for up to 30 minutes or more:
1. A solution of ? cup of hydrogen peroxide and 1/4 cup of water. This will also re-bleach the sponge if it becomes discolored from use.
2. A solution of a few drops of Tea Tree Oil in a cup of warm water. Tea Tree Oil is a very effective germicide and has been proven to inhibit up to 60 strains of bacteria, including S.Aureus. This will also eliminate any odor on your sponge.
3. A solution of 1Tbsp. apple cider vinegar in 1 cup of warm water.
4. A solution of 1 Tbsp. baking soda in one cup of warm water.
5. A solution of 1 Tsp. Colloidal Silver to 1 cup of warm water. There is no pathogenic organism known that is not killed by Colloidal Silver in 6 minutes or less. Its use is also of benefit to women who suffer from recurrent candida (yeast) infections.
6. A solution of 10 drops of Grapefruit Seed Extract (GSE) in 1 cup of warm water. GSE is a natural antimicrobial agent killing bacteria, fungi and viruses. We also recommend using GSE to rinse your sponges between removal times during your cycle. GSE does not have an odor and is less expensive than Colloidal Silver.
*Soaking a sponge in the Tea Tree mixture we mention above then inserting it into the vagina is a great way to get rid of an active yeast infection. For some women it can be irritating so use discretion.

After your cycle is done and you have washed your sponge out thoroughly, air dry it (preferably in natural sunlight) and then store your sponges in their muslin bag or what ever carrier you have and store in a cool dry place.

Your sponges may last up to a year or more depending on how you handle, clean, and care for them. Having an extra set of sponges for back up is a good way to keep from being caught on your cycle without in case something unforeseeable happens (like a zombie attack?) . Some women have a set at home, in the car, and at work. When traveling out of the house it is a useful to have a zip lock bag or our sponge tote with a zip lock for when you use a public restroom or if you can’t rinse at work. That way you can store the un-rinsed sponge safely until you can clean it later in the comfort of your home.

allnaturalmamas.com

Where the hell are you gonna get grapefruit extract or Colloidal Silver on the middle of a zombie attack??

Now i hate to say this but if you weren't gonna go for or couldn't get seasonell... this might be a viable option. a back up back up back up plan. and look you can get a special tote. isn't that cute?
omg...... hahahaha...... welll ok.... i was wrong... but there is a good point brought up..... how am i going to take care of my "sea pearls" when i'm in the middle of the woods... wash it with creek water... shitttt i might as well go loot in riteaid or my local family planning. i doubt zombies will be there... last thing they wanna do is shag... "hey zombie hold on one minute... my reusable sea sponge tampon is leaking!" hahaha
hahahahaha.... how am i going to say this to my bf "baby... can you go to the ocean and get me some sponges... i'm bleeding everywhere... and i don't want to walk out of the apt like you just beat me... pleaseee.... they last only a yearrrr" haha wow i wish i was a boeing 777 captain... otherwise i would fly my ass away from the zombiess and go to a really cold desolate place
This is how your BF would respond:

#1:Wtf.
#2:Use a kitchen sponge.
#3: WTF.
#4: WHAT THE FUCKKKKK SPONGINA!
justin... hahaha sponginaa.... yeah during a zombie epidemic... please... turn me into a wolf... lady... i mean... i'm positive... that.... she would get her period to....

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