Hello everyone! I'm taking a break from a recent spike in zombie activity to introduce myself.

My name is Samantha and I am a 25 year old zombie hunter from Livonia. I am very good at what I do. I can also do it in frilly dresses.

I have very little compassion, but what I lack in compassion, I make up for in being brilliant.

And that's all. I hear a stirring in the garden, so off I go.

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Thanks, I shall.
Good to have you bolstering our ranks.
Good to be bolstering. :)
Welcome to the site!
Thank you very much!
lack of compassion,frilly dressed zombie killing lady,with a garden,named samantha,and is brilliant...ur not that complex of a person =)
Don't you have something to do? Like.. killing zombies perhaps?
nope i got nothin better to do...i kill zombies on my down time
welcome
Thank you
Welcome Samantha...I'm fairly new here myself...as a question, do the frilly dresses ever snag on anything or bog you down?
On occasion, but I try to stick to open areas. :)

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