Do zombies poop?

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Permalink Reply by what the F on September 9, 2008 at 7:15am

I can't help but to think of this question seriously at times myself, I did some research last night and found out something terrible about people who go 3-6 months without pooping.... here it is...


There are several reports on different health/MD sites of people complaining about vomiting feces. Most have the same symptoms, horrid diarrhea and acid reflux. It seems that, if you don't poop or have an obstruction, you just puke it out instead until you eventually die if not taken care of by a professional.

I also found this on yahoo... it was the closest example I could compare to a zombie:

"Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste....

....Brown excrement.The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color."

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Permalink Reply by what the F on September 9, 2008 at 8:02am

I think we can all agree on one thing...

Never ever want to be anywhere near a zombie when and if anything like this happens. The smell alone would be enough to make someone sickly.

...Yack!


Could you please let me know what your friend says about the vomiting? Please and thank you. =]

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Permalink Reply by Laz on September 9, 2008 at 10:29am

So will Sunny Delight.

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Permalink Reply by what the F on September 10, 2008 at 9:49am

also, an ocean water slushie from sonic is a neon green monster waiting to happen...

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Permalink Reply by n/a on September 10, 2008 at 9:57am

Here is something to have fun with we know they exhibit behavior from there previous life, like going to malls and pretend to use phones shave so on. Would they use toilets? Or Wipe?

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Permalink Reply by what the F on September 10, 2008 at 10:01am

OOC: Actually, in all fairness, we do not really know what behavior zombies will exhibit. This is just portrayed as a fact on a few movies... -le sigh-


IC: I think the zombie-kids will pick their boogers and eat them...

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Permalink Reply by n/a on September 10, 2008 at 10:19am

In all fairness if you want to set this up properly you need to set parameters that will give you the situatioion. I am going on a open theory from the movies and lore. If you need that specific of an answer then give the facts to be used !!!!!! Besides I was just having fun !!!!

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