Killing Zombies riding a motorcycle!!!!

Yes that is right the best way to get away from zombies is on a bike whereas its really hard to kill them. But i manage by riding past them and cutting thier heads off with my military issued kabar. Its quite fun actually well if you got something to add please do.

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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on May 15, 2009 at 8:24am
Did this guy ever make any other posts? If not I suggest not to attack zombies on a motorcyle.
Permalink Reply by ChRoNiC666 on May 15, 2009 at 8:32am
he`s probably been eaten by the zeds already
Permalink Reply by SoToxic on June 20, 2009 at 11:54pm
I back that 100%. How are you going to hit the neck right to cut off the head? Wtf nearly impossible. I'm noteven going to ramble on like i usally do this one is self explanatory.
Permalink Reply by Cricket on May 15, 2009 at 8:48am
Well, what about the ones that ride right next to you?
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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on May 15, 2009 at 11:26am
What kinda bike?
Permalink Reply by Timmy on May 16, 2009 at 5:29pm
If you reference the Dead Rising 2 Trailer, you see that the protagonist is riding a dirt bike with 2 chainsaws attached to the handlebars. Games have never steered me wrong.
Permalink Reply by SoToxic on June 20, 2009 at 11:54pm
the chainsaws would create to much drag and you would fly forward off your bike once you hit a zombie. (STUPID)
Permalink Reply by SoToxic on June 21, 2009 at 12:17pm
plus chainsaws don't cut, they rip and tear they arn't make for very clean cuts especially when in contect with human flesh and bone. It can't cut through all that at the speeds you would be traveling.
Permalink Reply by Cameron Young on June 21, 2009 at 12:40am
DUMB, as a motorcycle is ideal for ESCAPE, it wouldnt work
1) you have to shift and accellerate somehow
2) turning is now crap
3) loosing your weapon
4) accuracy
5) speed
6) etc etc etc...



DUmb idea guy
Permalink Reply by Jason Valentine on June 21, 2009 at 4:16am
When I was a kid we had a massive (as girly as it sounds) pillow fight outside with about 12 guys. At the end of which there was a concussion, a broken wrist(mine) and lots of cuts and scratches.

I thought the best plan of attack was pillow bike-cavalry :P. I rode into the back yard at full speed on my pushbike and swung the pillow which collected my target but the drag it created sent me over the handle bars and into the dirt... wrist first. I'm sure the kabar is much sharper,creating less resistance than your standard military issued pillow but still... Even if it did work... I have another question...

If you're on a bike, then you're clearly on the move. Why bother killing/exerting energy/risking your safety to kill a zombie that will have no impact upon you once you get away and move on?

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