Are you an out of shape zombie???
Im here to help!!! Say goodbye to those hanging jaws, exposed bone fragments, and open sores! With my fun exciting program, I'll turn those saggy zomby t***ies to mean, green, happy human killing machines!!!
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Permalink Reply by Richard Simmons on -
dont fret, we'll get those limbs like new with a little help from CROCODILE ROCK!!!!! Lets dance!!!! and to!! and fro!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Officer Buehl on -
Is this really Richard Simmons. Damn man, you've came down a new path. Fit Zombies?
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Permalink Reply by Richard Simmons on
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Now youve got it!!! Im gonna make those rotting love handles disappear faster than you can say GRAPENUT PUDDING!!!
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Permalink Reply by Kc Albright on -
My bones acheee... Helpppp!
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