What Is thereNOT to Do in The Time of A Zombie Invasion???
What should i NOT do at the time of the zombie invasion?
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Permalink Reply by MikeyNecro13 on -
PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Permalink Reply by Laz on -
Don't listen to what the government tells you to do. eg :
"Go to this area, it is guarded by the National Guard and you will definitely be eaten...sorry I mean safe...."
Prepare to survive by yourself/with your family. These safe places that the government set up will be full of stupid and/or unprepared people.
Scout out your escape plans now and plan where you are going to hold up.
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Permalink Reply by ZEMA117 on -
I Know For A Fact That The Goverment Is gonna Think Zombies In The Usa Is Like sand In Your Gun so i Know I shouldnt listen to them
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hayter on -
Things not to do-
1. Moon the Zombies from your front yard.
2.Go for early morining runs.
3.Get diarrhea... on your front lawn.
4.Get on Lost Zombies and say "OMG teh zambahs iz here!!!!111!111one" and leave your front door wide open.
5.Go to sleep.
6.Go grocery shopping.
7.watch TV to discover what's going on.
8.Take a picture of yourself hugging a zombie for MySpace.
9.Start campaigning for Zombie rights.
10.scream hysterically while playing tag with the zombies.
11. Watch Ice Age.
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Permalink Reply by 0613 on -
I really can't stop lauphing about this list.
i keep trying but then i look up and see watch ice age, which i just watched not two hours ago.
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Permalink Reply by J,M. on -
don't get cornered, if you are in a house, workplace where you cannot escape or become easily surrounded, get the hell out
trust NO ONE unless you know them very personally, everybody is going to be out for themselves...to include your friends, to include myself... not to say I wouldn't imagine myself trying to help somebody else if i can, but if it threatens my family's safety or put me in a desperately dangerous position
do not exhaust yourself unless necessary, unless you are a survivalist... then food/nutrition will be at a premium, it would not be wise to run where you can walk, fight when you can run
do not get dehydrated
do not rely on your original plan... rarely does a plan hold past the first engagement, that's what the military says anyhow.
Im not going to say outright to distrust the government, but look at what they say with severe speculation... if the TV says to go to a 'rescue station' or whatever they want to call it... think first...how many people are likely to go to this station as opposed to that, can i get there easily, am i safer on my own, who's running the show
DO NOT PANIC
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Permalink Reply by 0613 on
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Don't forget to put shoes on. hey sounds obvious but really it's important
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Permalink Reply by Dylan on -
You should not throw babies of any kind at zombies.
I know it may be very tempting but you have to restrain yourself.
You also should not:
-blow any airhorns
-drop crayons in fans
-call Mel Gibson(I know from personal experience he cannot help you very much in undead related emergencies)
-drive cars into any aquatic mammals(also very tempting)
Those are most of the things I learned dont help in zombie outbreaks.
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Permalink Reply by ClericRuss on -
1] Borrow a cup of bullets from the neighbors
2] Let the village idiot in your front door [when you've never invited him in- in the first place]
3] Start a loom club
4] Inspect your belly button for lint
5] Go out & get the friggin' daily paper off your lawn- with all pandemonium breaking loose
6] Ask the disemboweled loon outside Jiffy Lube for a light
7] Go lookin' to 'hook it' with a cadaverously pale street-walker
8] Stand there in the middle of your yard & friggin scream like Barbara from NotLD
9] Inspect anyone else's belly button for lint
10] Pop that blister you got on your thumb from playing a 16 hour game of Stratego all last night.
11] Take up a heroin addiction
12] Taking up just about any addiction at this point...
Cleric
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Permalink Reply by n/a on -
Top ten things not to do in a invasion!!
10.Stop to take one with a hooker!
9. Buy a new car!
8. Book a trip on expidea!
7. Strip naked and run through the streets yelling "Somone Blow my meat wistle"!
6. Sleep in a hammoc!
5. Sleep in!!!
4. Get rid of your guns!
3. Get Married!
2. Move to the big city!
1. GO TO THE MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by North on -
1.]Go to college/school and bother everybody saying you met a zombie
2.]Sit with your labtop in your front yard on lostzombies.com and say da zombiehs r here!Bahh!!
3.]Act like a bitch to everybody
4.]Run straight into the zombies with a chainsaw
5.]Eat the zombies
6.]Get bitten by a zombie and scream like a girl
7.]Get on the road to leave your town
8.]Leave every entrance in your area wide open
9.]Take photos of zombies
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