Zombie jokes
heres mine,
Two zombies are eating a clown, one moans to the other "does this taste funny?"
Tell me more
Two zombies are eating a clown, one moans to the other "does this taste funny?"
Tell me more
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Permalink Reply by Son of Rambow on -
two zombies walk into a bar
the bartender says
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
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Permalink Reply by Armyofzombiekillers on -
lol
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Permalink Reply by Z0MBlEKilla on -
roflmao i like the three inch hole one
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Permalink Reply by Living Deadgirl on -
Hahaha!
Here's another zombie joke:
Why was the zombie hockey game stopped?
Answer: There was a face off in the corner.
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Permalink Reply by Living Deadgirl on
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And another two:
Why was the zombie poker game called off?
Answer: Someone tossed their hand in.
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Do zombies eat french fries with their fingers?
Answer: Nope, they eat them separately.
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Permalink Reply by christiatric on -
what do vegan zombies eat?
....grraaaaaaaiins...
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Permalink Reply by NaTaS on -
Why do Zombies prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.
Two Zombies just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
What's the definition of Trust?
Two Zombies giving each other a blowjob.
When do Zombies leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
The first Zombie asked the 2nd Zombie "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd Zombie replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
Did you hear about the Zombie who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
One Zombie to another: I never met a man I didn't like!
Where do Zombies shop for fine furniture?
Eatin' Allen's.
What do Zombies eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a Zombie's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
What did the zombie get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
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Permalink Reply by NaTaS on
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AH HA..touche' hahaha
but who reads that?
hell who besides people past there 60's read "readers digest"?
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Permalink Reply by James Navarro on -
I do.
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