I would dress in the most outlandish outfit I could find tell my loved ones to get the hell away from me strap on a helmet and sit around and wait.As for saying anything I would just warn everyone to get away.if that wasn't posible I'd tell them to kill me.
i'd also say, "i lived life to it's fullest" and then i would sing the llama song, peanut butter jelly time, shoes, and wrong way simutaneously while eating a banjo, and hell yeah, no one can beat that! ..... GANK IS JANK!