Can you catch STD's from Zombies?
Not that i was planning on sleeping with one........but, if you're the only person left for miles, and the proper safety precautions were taken (i.e. muzzle, handcuffs etc) and it's been days since you've had any...........
Just a thought
Just a thought
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Permalink Reply by Everything Exanimus on -
Zombie love!!! Seriously, if you really wanted to experience something that bizarre and you're taking all the safety precautions as stated, I hope you'd have enough sense to add a barrier down below. Why take the risk of getting some rot on something like that.
Not that I know from experience, and I feel a bit facetious tonight, if you find you're short on latex and you spot some intestine sticking out....well I'm sure you can use your imagination.
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Permalink Reply by BitchSplitter on -
hahahahahaha zombaids sound devilish doesn't it i would imagine you would catch something rotting flesh penis going into vagina or what ever hole you choose to make or find unfilled with rotting semen either way i would give it a go
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Permalink Reply by Dark Chaos on -
Well, really, this is just a step above necrophilia. Instead of a stiff dead body to pleasure yourself and it with, you've got a moving one that could potentially munch on you. I think the necrophiliacs in the world would rejoice and see this as some form of heaven.
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Permalink Reply by BitchSplitter on
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people are sick like that there would probably me some sort of movement of dead fuckers that would try to get it legalized the sad thing is necrophilia would be legalized before pot or any other controlled substance
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Permalink Reply by L1TTL3 BR0TH3R X on -
You, my friend need to get your head examined...
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Permalink Reply by CoreeKee on -
Are you planning on opening a Zombie Bordello? Perhaps a franchise chain, serve coffee and call it Starrbucks and Zombie#ucks.
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Permalink Reply by Lemuria_Valentine on -
No. the STD would die because there is no bloodflow for it to spread however you would catch far worse things from someone who is rotting and perhaps the carrier of a mutogenic virus.
So yeah Necrophiliacs disgust me there is a reason why it is illegal ^^
More so why the hell would you feel the need to seduce a corpse let alone one who is walking around trying to eat you!!!?
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Permalink Reply by Jeff Lomas on -
It's a great question but the real question we should be asking is what are people doing thinking about sex during the upstart of Zombie Apocalypse? I can't believe I'm going to be working my ass off on the street opening up can after can of zombie whoop-ass while some numbskull is looking for a date...
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Permalink Reply by Robert on -
That depends, do you consider death an STD? Whatever caused the zombies to rise in the first place ( virus, chemical, etc.) is still on them so aren't you just exposing yourself and practically guaranteeing that you're gonna be a zombie soon afterwards?
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Permalink Reply by KilRoy on -
hmmm....This is a intersting question.
On one hand you got that itch that you can't simply scratch till you see a zombie striper or something.
but on the other hand, there is a chance you might turn......I'd say the hand be your best bet, since cuff chains can snap, muzzles can be bitten through (knowing how determined the zombie bitch is), and every mans worst nightmare when doing it with a woman (dead or alive): the condom breaks on you...
but over all, I'd wouldn't even think of it, let alone mention it to others...
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