Zombie Children
So a while back I found an online poll that asked if there was a horde of 5 year olds who were turned into zombies coming at you, how long do you think you would survive?
If this possibility offends you, dont even bother posting.
But here is the question... there are you, in a hallway, a baseball bat in hand, and the door to the day care opens up and here comes a line of 5 year old zombies, wanting you for thier next dinner. Could you swing that bat? If so, how long you think you would survive?
My answer originally was simple. IF I could muster the ability to swing that bat on the first one. I am pretty sure it would be easy from there.
If this possibility offends you, dont even bother posting.
But here is the question... there are you, in a hallway, a baseball bat in hand, and the door to the day care opens up and here comes a line of 5 year old zombies, wanting you for thier next dinner. Could you swing that bat? If so, how long you think you would survive?
My answer originally was simple. IF I could muster the ability to swing that bat on the first one. I am pretty sure it would be easy from there.
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Permalink Reply by Adam on -
thats what can make or break you man. i mean havign to kill my wife and daughter, im not sure i would go on. i think that 12 guage would meet me face, kurt cobain style
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Permalink Reply by Beggars Banquet on -
See I knew this kinda thread would invoke thought.
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Permalink Reply by Laz on -
I hate kids in general, on flights with crying babies I have to put my headphones on and listen to whale music just to stop myself from picking them up and locking them in an overhead storage bin or hip tossing them into the rubbish cart as it goes by.
Fight wise, anything which is coming towards me covered in blood and looking at my body in a 'free lunch' type of way is getting a love tap on the head with a hammer. If anything kids will have thinner skulls so you will get more crunch for your buck.
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Permalink Reply by Harold on -
They are 5 year olds with incredibly weak bodies, even further weakened by the disease. To me, they are no longer children, theyre equal to the other undead trash. They wouldnt stand a chance against me, no matter the number(unless theres million of 'em lol).
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Permalink Reply by The_Black_Of_Your_Eyes on -
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Permalink Reply by bobby on -
hard question indeed. saying you could do it and actually being faced with the situation are two entirely different things. i would like to say no prob! them or me...ME! but thinking of it as one of my own children coming after me *shudders* i cannot even picture it in my mind, it will not appear. makes me want to go give them huge hugs.
(ew mom get off me, lol)
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Permalink Reply by The_Black_Of_Your_Eyes on
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can u guys see my pic?
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Permalink Reply by ProBoneO on -
A zombie is a zombie.... and even real life kids are bad to have around. This is what I had to do.
If you are easily offended... don't read this.
He's got the little bitty babies in his hands.
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