Zombie Children
So a while back I found an online poll that asked if there was a horde of 5 year olds who were turned into zombies coming at you, how long do you think you would survive?
If this possibility offends you, dont even bother posting.
But here is the question... there are you, in a hallway, a baseball bat in hand, and the door to the day care opens up and here comes a line of 5 year old zombies, wanting you for thier next dinner. Could you swing that bat? If so, how long you think you would survive?
My answer originally was simple. IF I could muster the ability to swing that bat on the first one. I am pretty sure it would be easy from there.
If this possibility offends you, dont even bother posting.
But here is the question... there are you, in a hallway, a baseball bat in hand, and the door to the day care opens up and here comes a line of 5 year old zombies, wanting you for thier next dinner. Could you swing that bat? If so, how long you think you would survive?
My answer originally was simple. IF I could muster the ability to swing that bat on the first one. I am pretty sure it would be easy from there.
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Permalink Reply by Bama Brain Basher on -
You just gotta get in the right frame of mind for killin'. Once you've got your head right, the rest is easy. I mean, so I hear.
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Permalink Reply by Matt Campbell on -
Zombie's a zombie, I would swing sideways to smack the head right of the shoulders. BAM.
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Permalink Reply by jawn of the dead on -
i would love to swing the bat i hate little kids evne if their zombies or not
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Permalink Reply by Zombie Exterminator on -
O.O CHILD PREDATOR!
I don't like kids, but not like that!
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Permalink Reply by Bama Brain Basher on
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That sounded more like a hunter than a predator
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Permalink Reply by Zombie Exterminator on
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Okay then... CHILD HUNTER! *Cops tackle "jawn of the Dead"*
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Permalink Reply by mike on -
I would fight them like a 1900's irish boxer. little zombies or not I would do the same on little human bastards just take a plane trip and be sat near a small child and you will see my point of view
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Permalink Reply by Spellmyname on -
They are not children anymore so I would have no problem dispatching the little freaks. And besides, the smaller the size the easier to kill.
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Permalink Reply by Jshaw71 on -
well, if there infected there no longer human and all morality goes right out the window, as they are now just carrying a virus that is destroyed the town your in, if not the world, i would probally go for their headsm swiging overhead, and brinig the bat down of their heads, not before adding a nail ti the head of the bat, for lil' extra 'omph' making sure i killed them in a hit... i would feel a lil bad deep down cause you know there little ones, but like i said, no longer human...
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Permalink Reply by Steve on -
They are now longer children. I am a parent, so I'm not some jaded child hater. Swing baby, swing. At the risk of sounding like a raving preacher. The reanimated corpses aren't your kids, family, or friends.
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Permalink Reply by Adam on -
i think in the heat of the moment i wouldnt even think. but after words it would get to me because i have kids of my own
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Permalink Reply by kukri7980 on -
Same here. If my son or daughter was a Z though,.... I don't know if I could do it.
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