Ok guys, I'm new to the site, but I'm using it to my advantages. I'm just beginning the process of filming a zombie comedy video. I figured I could bring a little humor to our zombie infested world. I thought it would be fun to start a similar scenario here to get ideas for future films. Oh, and don't worry, when the film is finished, Lost Zombies is the first place I'll post it. Hopefully it'll give you guys a few laughs. Anyway, I'm gonna stary a similar scenario to my video. Anyone can join. Please provide a brief background to yourself/your character so we get an idea who you are.
I'll have the first post up soon.

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Character: Derek
Always carries around an acoustic guitar (favored weapon). Often breaks into songs that fit the situation. No matter what time of day or what type of weather, he is always wearing sunglasses. Thinks he's a smooth talker. Uses terrible pick-up lines when girls are around.

Scene 1: Intro of Characters
Derek sits in his living room with his guitar across his lap. He's not playing much of anything, just strumming some different chords once in a while. The TV is on, but the volume is turned down low. His best friends are scattered throughout the living room talking and having fun. The TV catches his eye and he tells someone to turn the TV up. The TV informs all of them that the Zombie Apocalypse has finally began... What happens next?
hellooo^^ lol hmm..lets see....character:britt. always listening to loud music on her headphones.not very social and doesnt talk to derek much.is only here because she's supposed to meet her boyfriend,who is one of derek's best friends. once discovering of the oncoming apocolypse, she carries around an iron frying pan she found in the kitchen.[lmao]
nah, sorry man. Let's keep it simple with one character, non-zombie. And maybe as a future destination we could go rescue your girlfriend, lol.
Oh, haha, sorry. No, this is strictly a zombie outbreak game.
spit nickname on acount of he does chew real name john may
character traits hillbilly but not dumb and imbreed from west virgin but recently moved to wereever dereck lives weres cutoff tees and aparall with the rebel flag on it spends his days skateboarding hunting smokeing pot hanging with his girl freind making moonshine and playing elc bass with derick wile derik jams on guitar is a smart southern boy when it comes to killing things traking animals finding good hiding spots and genral back woods knowledge.

as the news gets turned up spit walks out of the romm fast because he has to piss he goes to the porch because of the hillbilly in em and takes a wiss without looking he starts to pee and hears it hitting somthing under the porch balcony he looks down and sees a woman all mangley and disfigured and notices shes foaming from the mouth after he takes his wiss he walks in and anounces to everyone that he just peede on some ol lady outside his freinds bust out laughing dereck yells i didnt know you were into that urine fetish stuf mr r kelley jr spit replies seriousley shes still there dereck if yall dont belive come out to the balconey and look for yer self one of the the freinds yells at derick as he and spit exit the room dont let him pee on you folowed by laughter they go out side and he says down there see her derick looks down and sees a lady standing down tworad the front of the house eating a cat he then says to spit holly shit its a zombie spit says o bullshit there aint no damn thing as zombies derick says it was just on the news spit now bellives derick they run iside grab some pollsticks and a frying pan and yell that spit just took a pee on a zombie and it ate your cat he says to the neighbor but dont be woried about the cat i fed it antifrezze a weak ago because i caught inside my new car spraying everyware and pluss i dont like cats they creep me out its kind of ironic that it just now died a week later and the antifrezze wasnt the cause of death the neighbor replys you dick the neighbor looks out the window sees the cat and says hey thats not my cat but it looks like mine i think thats old mrs millfers cat from down the street oh and thats mrss millfer who just ate the cat. [thats all i could think up you can change it a bit add some more stuff to make it fuinier or you can also hate it.]
Character: Alex.

Outgoing, rather passive, likes to make people laugh, loyal and stubborn as hell. a 10 year martial artist, trained particularly in hand to hand and blades. Knows firearms, but on a slightly above average point. Can burst into fits of rage when emotionally attacked. Not violent, but can be when the occasion calls for it. Becomes very timid around women. Always carries a large knife of some sort. Is mechanically and technologically inclined.
"Oh, gee. Now Mrs. Millfer is getting up. Hmm, now she's stepping up onto the porch. Oh, now shes walking over towards this window..." SMASH!!! "Oh no, now she's pulling me out the window... Oh no, now she's ripping open my stomach... Oh no, shes eating my guts... Oh, no, I'm dead..."

Character: Aidan.
Prefers simple, close combat weapons, such as baseball bats and metal poles. Will also use the handheld sawed-off shotgun too. Uses guns sometimes, when they're around. He's the exciting,heroic and joke cracking guy of the group.

Everybody starts screaming as Mrs. Millfer devours the neighbor. Aidan immediately jumps up and runs for the closest baseball bat or pistol. He finds both. He puts the pistol and the ammo in his pocket and grabs the bat. He dashes out the door and starts bashing at Mrs. Millfer's head. It shatters into pieces from the second swing. Mrs. Millfer slumps to the ground, bleeding from what used to be her head. "That outta take care o' that..." Aidan says, feeling like a hero. He looks back at the others. Everybody is stupified. "Well? Why are you all just sitting there! We gotta find as many weapons as we can and get outta here!" Everybody returns to earth and start looking for the best weapons.
Okaaaay...
Kane. He is the ex-Marine guy who always knows what to do. He carries an FNP-90 and a whole freaking truckload of grenades (in his truck, of course. [and of course, he is a little insane.]) And he likes to grab zombies by the head and yank them open.

He is driving by as all the friends stumble out of the house and he laughs and tells them to get in (it's actually a big mobile home.) And then he grabs a string of 5 grenades and throws them into the street in front of 15 zombies. And then he shoots an old lady in the head when she was walking down the sidewalk.
"Uh, mister, that was an old lady."
"Oh, it was? Oh well. I thought it was an old piece of brocolli." And then he laughs. A lot. And he keeps laughing as they drive off into the darkness.
(I suggest starting the next scene as morning.
Character: Thorn (Douglas Sanches), Thorn has no clue who he is or where he is but he takes a guess that he is a undertaker since he woke up in a graveyard with a muddy and bloody shovel. Since he can't remember his name he just went with the tattoo on his arm that clearly says "Thorn". He enjoys decapitating undead with his trusty shovel and he is more then a little pyschopathic. You notice something upon seeing the back of his neck, he has the numbers 356 written with marker on it (His asylum room number). He has a mowhawk, is about six foot and always wears a short with the sleeves torn off and jeans (Except when he was in the asylum). He's not somebody you'd like to stick with but you figure he could help you somehow.


As all of the people are driving down the road they come to a stop because there is too much wreckage in the way. zombies begin to pull themselves out of the wreckage moving closer to the mobile home or whatever. six on the left, five on the right and two in the middle. zombies also coming from the back. suddenly twelve of these zombies go down with head shots, sounds like just a pistol being fired. Somebody steps out of the forest on the side of the road. He waves with a large and almost evil smirk on his face, throwing the pistol to the ground and pulling the shovel which is strapped to his back tightly with chains to his side. "I suggest we go down the trail to the left...not many of those deads and it's going to be hard to move through all the traffic ahead even if you get past this wreckage.
Wait...take mine out...forget it was humor story >.>
Hahaha, good stuff so far guys. Ok, now that we have a good amount of characters, I'll write a summary of the plot so far (modifying it somewhat so it's not so scattered) and we can start from there.
Characters:
Derek
Spit
Alex
Aidan
Kane

Location: Derek's Living Room, Noblesville, Indiana

So Far: Everyone hears the dreaded news broadcast that the Zombie Apocalypse has finally began. Spit, not paying any attention, walks outside and starts to pee off of Derek's porch. He notices an old lady who's foaming at the mouth... Then he notices he's peeing on her. Derek realizes it's a Zombie and freaks out. He drag's Spit inside and slams the door, telling everyone there's a zombie outside. While they all stand around, trying to figure out what to do, the zombie outside (Mrs. Milfers) breaks through the window and drag's Derek's neighbor out and devours him. Aidan properly desposes of the zombie and sets the characters all in action, searching for weapons.
Derek: His guitar
Aidan: A baseball bat (No guns, we're kids. Maybe later)
Spit: Lead Pipe
Kane: BB Gun (It's a comedy, hahaha)
Alex: Knife
Modification: Instead of Kane picking us all up, he's at my house with his mobile home at his house (a few blocks away). That way, it gives us a possible destination. Have at it guys. Oh, and Spit, if it's not too much trouble, use punctuation.

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