5 strategic tips that you need to know to survive a zombie apocalypse

1st i want to say ,WOW!!! i can't belive it's been over two years since the last time i logged in to this site ,man!! time flies by ^_^ ,i know u don't need to hear me talkin bout that boring stuff so lets cut to the chase and go to the GOOD part

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5 tips you need to know to survive

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1-Never go to the "mall,gunstore,.etc... to get supply "ALWAYS BE PREPARED"

"what this crazyass r talkin about???" ,"this is the dumbest tip i have ever had in my entire life" these are some of the words i know half of you are saying rightnow when they are reading the #1 tip and the other half is flippin the bird to their computer screen

i'll explain to you why :" the mall just 5 mins away from me and ,you know ^_^ free munchees makes my tummy go yummy ,plus am not gonna fight zombies with empty stomach ,...right O.o? ,WELL guess what???? the mall is also 5 mins away from about another 5000 people !!! and trust me all of em want to get the same thing you want ^_^ ,have u ever tried to take the last jar of peanut butter on the shelf that the other 3 guys and 2 girls are lookin at and drooling ??? ,well imagine that

but multiple it 1000 times ,LOL ,so u should always be prepared before it happen by gettin extra supplies , "but how the hell would i know that a zombie apocalypse will happen the next day? ,good quiz U WONT ,unless ur a psychic which it would be cool ,so u have to get ur precautions and if it didn't happen atleast it will save u lots of trips to the mall or market and u'll get to see "the walking dead "marathon ontime instead on watching the rerun @ 5:00 am

,WHAT ABOUT THE GUNSTORE? ,"there's no peanut butter jar" hungry people there XDD ,right? no there isn't but there's people trained to use this weapons and more likely to pop a cap in yo ASS ,so what do i do mr zombiebob smartass? keep a good supply of ammunition and guns ,..THATS IT!!!

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2- don't take your dog outside (yeah like will smith's am a legend )

why? most likely dogs are known for their protective behavior for its owner ,so when they see incoming threat like for example "ZOMBIE" they will go to take a bite of its ass and guess WHOS ASS IS NEXT?? yep ,this doesn't need a rocket scientist to explain it, ITS YOUR BUTT on Rusty's menu next

so dogs outside "BAAAD"

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3-go always for the limbs

"what the fuck are you talkin about you creepy ass man with your creepy ass goatie?"

i'll tell you why you shoot the limps like legs and arms

1- if ur encountering a large mob of zombies you should shoot the legs ,"it will make them slower that if it didn't immobilize them,..and u don't even need to waste all of your ammo on the whole mob, just shoot the first two rows and the others will stumble on the ones on the front "have you ever seen an olympic bike racing accident??" ,so ZENG "i just made u save lots of ammo and made u stop a large group of the UNDEAD " ,BUT ,why not the head?? ,they are fun to shoot zombies in the head ,i mean come ONNNNN "ITS A ZOMBIE HEADSHOT FOR FUCKSAKE,its the crown jewel for the zombienation!!" ,i say if u only encountering zombies that u can count on one hand "GO FOR IT!!" hellyeah ,HAPPY I JUST SAID IT just open a can of whoop ass on them .but if u stumble upon like 20 zombies shoot the limbs like what i said above ^ .i mean comeone u're trying to survive here not collecting BONUS POINTS

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4-ALWAYS travel onfoot

"YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME!!!"

i'll give you three reasons :

1- if ur driving a car or a bike you're more likely to die than the one traveling on foot ,because you're easier to spot and if a big bunch of surrounded you Zeds can stop yourcar from movin and your nothing than a salmon and the zombies are the can opener  

2-don't forget that there's other people looking for cars and food and they might have guns

3-it makes u take less stuff which doesn't slow you down ,and plus it will keep you in shape

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5- KEEP THE BELOVED ONE AT A SAFE-HOUSE

simple you don't want to take the ones you love with you when going outside unless you like taking risks and capable of handling the loss of them or u need someone to carry supplies with you and need protection "so make it as the last haven on your list"

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so thats it ,thats exactly what u need to survive Zday

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stay safe until the next update

PEACE

T.F.M