An even better question.....How would you prepair your human meal????

How would you prepair your newley found human buffet? How would you season it if you could, and what would do you think would be the best cuts of meat to enjoy first????

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Ripped fresh from the bone and stuffed right into my mouth as i compete for scraps with my undead brethren
I would sprinkle a little tobacco over him turn cut out the liver,back and chest muscles take em to go and grill em later with some BBQ sauce chicken n rib and have at it and maybe stuff the limbs in a bag
sacrilage, i would never waste tabacco like that lol...  I'd slice debone him then chop him up into easily carriable parts taking the kidneys heart and liver too.  I'd raid the nearest safest house for some spices etc (no one will think to take them when they make their escape lol) Seal that meat in a pan, throw in some cracked black pepper and salt and enjoy... the rest of the salt i'd use to cure the rest of the meat so it'll last a while before having to throw it out...
I prefer red meat so I would immediately begin dissecting the thigh quad muscle.  Then I would sprinkle gun powder from my victims weapons and season my leg meat. let it age in the sun for an hour or two then have at it.
With some fava beans and Chianti?
win!
give me my season salt and i will even enjoy my bark
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