Dating in the zombie apocalypse
Personally I think it will be (at least for me and my crappy luck with girls.) will be that every other guy will go about as usual with the pricks STILL getting all the girls!
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
Dude, if you can't get a date now you are gonna be S.O.L. in the ZPOC!
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Permalink Reply by Josh Pateos on -
Ya know, you're probably right. If you can find a girl wandering/hiding by herself, and you don't scare the living shit out of her, you'll have a pretty good chance. She might be paranoid, so it'll take a little work to gain her trust. If you save her, she will probably return the favor.
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
first i would take her out to dinner *canned beans and MREs overlooking the 'dead' sea* then a drive around town *dodging zeds* maybe take her shopping *will that shotgun look good on her?* then once you drop her off at her hideout you make sure her parents arent awake when you slide in that kiss~ ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!! i really don't think the term 'Dating' will be used very much when it all goes down, wooing however will be how well you fire that weapon or swing that ax...............
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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on -
Types of babes during a zed infestation-
1. The Klingon- The type that really needs you and can't live without you.(literally) Tends to scream and fall down a lot.
2. Ms. Connor- The strong type. Can handle a weapon and carries several. She needs you for 15 minutes only.
3. Thinkerbell- Quiet, pensive, hidden and hard to find. This one is smart and needs to be taken out of town for a date.
4. The Quicky- Once bitten, twice shy? Not this one. She's been bitten and wants one last hurrah!
5. Dead Lay- This one speaks for itself. Use your immagination.
6. Zedly- Here is a real easy date, cause this ones looking for you. Watch out!
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Permalink Reply by Garrote Hamlin on -
omg your sick and a visionary
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on
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actually dude, number 1 is the Klingy not the Klingon
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Permalink Reply by Melvin "Chems" Nivlem on -
Sign me up for a number 4, can i mix the 4 & 5 together?...come on guys, in an undead world there is no such thing as NECROPHILIA!
They're only a bit dead'ish xD
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Permalink Reply by Otaku on -
Yeah, right! Ill be laughing when you get some horrible disease from your "dead lay" lady, and your penis falls off! XD
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Permalink Reply by Melvin "Chems" Nivlem on
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Condoms double deluxe wrapped my friend ;)
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Permalink Reply by Z-ED Hunter on -
great listing!
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Permalink Reply by Boogie Mann on -
HAHA I love it!
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Permalink Reply by M on -
Lol you guys are crack up, I think Jericho and Suigeneris are on the right trail, being loaded with supplies is bound to boost anyones rep with the ladies, just as being a reknowned zed killer would. So pretty much the same as today, if your rich or famous you can pretty much buy yourself a women. Although chances are if your rich its all a facade to rob your sorry arse,specially if your old and rich, golddiggerrrs.
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