Dating in the zombie apocalypse

How do you think dating and the act of wooing will go when the zombies come?

Personally I think it will be (at least for me and my crappy luck with girls.) will be that every other guy will go about as usual with the pricks STILL getting all the girls!

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Permalink Reply by Patrick on January 8, 2011 at 5:21am
'Dating' will probably revert back to the same as it when prehistoric man roamed the forests of Europe and the plains of Africa.  The one who is able to provide food, shelter, and protection is the one who will get the girls.  Like it or not we all have certain instincts hard wired into us and people will quickly revert back to those during a disaster.  Those who don't will die.  LONG LIVE DARWINISM!
Permalink Reply by John P on January 8, 2011 at 5:30am
Dude as half of the girls who you meet will not be used to not being provided for, the moment they find a guy who has his act togther. can get water, food, shelter and safety and she will probably stay around.
Permalink Reply by John P on January 8, 2011 at 5:32am
sorry i forgot to add but FFS have condoms you dont want a pregnant chick running around during a zombie apocalpyse. Nor do you want Any STD's
Permalink Reply by Rj on January 8, 2011 at 5:42am
Especially if its one of Suigeneris examples 4-6
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on January 8, 2011 at 9:13am
Wow, you guys are gonna be working hard just to get a woman. Look at all the single mothers out there making it today. They adjust. There will be women out there who will look at you and think, "Why would I want to go with him, I have more on my own." Women aren't the weak little frail imps you think they are.
Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on January 8, 2011 at 10:29am
yeah...but its funny.....
Permalink Reply by Ron Salter on January 9, 2011 at 9:01pm

With my luck they would seduce me with their femine ways then one morning I'd wake up and all my gear would be gone and I'd be surrounded by zeds.

 

oh, hang on that has already happened once.

Permalink Reply by TheStopper on January 10, 2011 at 10:16am
It's not because the women are weak and can't provide, though some are along with some men, but they will die early in the apocalypse. Humans are pack animals, we are social creatures, and having someone of the opposite sex around is going to happen. Having anyone around is going to feel good, it's a huge moral booster, an even better one is sex, and keeping moral up is always important.
Permalink Reply by J,M. on January 11, 2011 at 7:38am

it's all about self-confidence, my friend... the dating ritual is very rooted in early evolutionary social behavior of the Homo Sapien ... Women are typically attracted to the provider, the Alpha-male, and will have a natural attraction to the man who can provide... in bars, that one a**hole (you know the type) exudes self confidence, much like a successful hunter, the 'nice-guy' not so much. Hunter mantility, the male who is confident is probalby a superior provider... its genetics, the same reason why men are typically more attracted to the woman with a decent bust and nice hips, they're more likely to produce healthy offspring

 

Now during the Zombocolypse... these attraction rituals will probably revert to a tribal level...men (like in modern society) wont change, (lets face it, we're cavemen ;P) and women will be attracted to the man who can handle himself, who can survive and who can provide.

 

Don't get me wrong, Women are NOT weak, and they can absolutely survive alone just as well as (if not BETTER than)  us men can, the above is just genetics (not chauvinism), it's how it works today, its how it worked 3,000yrs ago, and how it will probably work in the future.

 

Point being... if you are a survivor, you are automatically more attractive (goes for both genders), if you can thrive, all the better.

 

Of course, for most guys and gals, survival will probably take precipitant over the sex drive... for the short term anyway

 

 

Permalink Reply by Patrick on January 17, 2011 at 3:54am
In many more words, I believe you just said what I said at the beginning of this convo.  It all comes down to evolution.  There are somethings that are hard wired into us and that just isn't going to change.  And when push comes to shove it will be the ones who can provide the necessities of life that will have the largest groups following them which will lead to more available mates for both sexes.  Once again... LONG LIVE DARWINISM!
Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on January 11, 2011 at 11:42am
It seems by the lack of responses that our female counter parts have no interest in dating during the z-poc. We're all SOL. Grab the clubs and lets go dating!
Permalink Reply by TheStopper on January 11, 2011 at 11:56am
It does appear that way. But on the plus side, our clubs can also be used as a weapon against zombies. Just wash it between uses, you don't want your girlfriend going zombie on you halfway through the "date".

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