Let's start with this Rip the zombies lower jaw off so it can't eat die hahahaha

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Shoot it in the head.
That's the normal way to kill zombies
Normal doesn't mean it's not fun!
That is true 
your right chase
Shoot in the back of the knoggen.
Zombie dont need to eat.
Fun way to kill zombie? kill a cow, put a bomb in it. Zombie om nom nom BOOOOOOOM
Thats funny hahahahahahahahahaha

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL BOOM

here's an idea it involves a zombie.... duhh. one of those fake giant cakes strippers jump out of. a bear trap. and some homemade termite clay. now first take the bear trap and secure it to the top of the fake cake. then lour a zombie up on top of the cake (maybe with some live bait, preferably someone you don't like) where their leg well get caught in the trap. once the zombie is stuck immobilize it by warping it from hear to toe in several layers of (preferably colorful) wrapping paper. now its time for the thermite. mix one half garden variety rust with one part aluminum powder, to make as much as you want i suggest no less then one pound. add a pinch of magnesium from a fire starter to help in ignition. then form into a clay, (i forget how to do this but you can look it up). now take your lump of clay place it on top of the zombies head and light. then quickly get the hell out of their. cause the thermite is going to burn so hot and so suddenly that it melt through not only the zombies head but its whole body. turning it into the worlds largest undead candle. then everyone sing happy birth to the lucky person this was all for and eat the other cake you prepared that doesn't have a flaming zombie ontop of it! Repeat once a year as needed for that special someone. 8 D
Play baseball with the zomies head...Hit it like a home run

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