funniest weapon to kill a zombie with

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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on June 4, 2009 at 1:28pm

A Katana. It would be funny to see the person's face when the thing got stuck in a zombie's head and they had a dozen more to fight off. They should put a giant "K" on their head with permanent marker so we know how they died.

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Permalink Reply by John Micheal Diaz Jr on July 14, 2010 at 9:53am

Prime that's another good one, katanas are very very sharp so it would chop the zombies head off if you only swung with 5percent power

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Permalink Reply by Jon Wilcox on June 4, 2009 at 1:46pm

Bludgeoned with and enormous, double headed, black rubber dick.

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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on June 4, 2009 at 2:22pm

By Mary Carey.

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Permalink Reply by Jon Wilcox on June 4, 2009 at 4:11pm

In the conservatory.

(I think Mary has been bludgeoned in the same way...a lot)

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Permalink Reply by Fr. Z on November 19, 2010 at 12:54pm

a wonderful visual reminiscent of the Guy Ritchie classic "lock, stock and two smoking barrels"

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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on June 5, 2009 at 11:43am

Double handed chinese back scratchers. Hands down er...

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Permalink Reply by randall orry anderson on June 7, 2009 at 1:58pm

I THINK THE FUNNEIST WAY TO KILL A ZOMBIE WOULD BE WITH A FLY SWATER OR AN UNO CARD. AND MAYBE A SHORT TABEL LAMP.

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Permalink Reply by Courtney, zombie hunter on June 7, 2009 at 5:13pm

A damp envelope....death by papercut.

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Permalink Reply by Nick S. on June 7, 2009 at 5:23pm

running over a horde of zombies in the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile!

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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on June 7, 2009 at 5:44pm

yeah, that's good.

Driving the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile and wearing the McGruff Costume. Taking a bite out of the undead.

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Permalink Reply by ShadeLZST on July 8, 2010 at 11:19am

HA!

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