funniest weapon to kill a zombie with

what do you think would be the funniest weapon to kill a zombie with? i think it would be a toy sword

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Permalink Reply by Sabah Love on July 11, 2010 at 7:45pm
a hungry cannibal pet or a hard rubber club with Lostzombies stickers on it !
LoL
Permalink Reply by Snafu on July 11, 2010 at 11:26pm
1: A bed pan full of poop
2: Snakes and Sparklers
3: throwing a shoe
Permalink Reply by Commander (Classified) on July 13, 2010 at 4:03pm
By feeding them explosive meet. now THAT is explosive diarreah.
Permalink Reply by KilRoy on July 14, 2010 at 12:07am
ouch, and I though normal diarrhea burned.... O_O
Permalink Reply by KilRoy on July 14, 2010 at 12:15am
A bible: "the power of god compelles thee!" one would shout as they bludgeon the zombie to a bloody mess with the good book.

Anvil shot out a replica 9 ponder cannon into a crowed of zacks.

hanging a zed from the roof of the YMCA

bulldozer

steamroller

cast iron pan

gagged zed stuffed into a washer then set the water setting to hot/cold then turn it on.

and...

Death by being bludgeoned to death by a hand full of twilight dolls [quakevoice] Humiliation! [/quakevoice]
Permalink Reply by Revolver on July 20, 2010 at 9:48pm
choices between bullshit talks, fake kung-fu styles and the zombie survival book as your fuckin'
funniest weapon ! whadda bout farting ? if its stink enough to kill a cow, I think you can fuckin' kill a zombie with it !
Ha.....ha.....
Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on August 27, 2010 at 6:29am
yeah but no one wants to admit there fart is THAT bad of a smell
Permalink Reply by Cory Joe Duran on August 27, 2010 at 1:10pm
a plunger, that would be funny because you could laugh while trying to plunge off their face
Permalink Reply by Eli Reynols on September 15, 2010 at 6:44pm
ummm... throwing a toy car at it and killing it
Permalink Reply by sora on September 15, 2010 at 7:19pm
SEXY BEAM!!! okay that doesn't exist outside of silent hill 3.....hmmmm how about instead of using a gun for its purpose and you smash the zed in the head with it???? i fail...oh btw...
did you drop this SILVER PIPE? no? how about this GOLD PIPE? or this FILTHY STEEL PIPE? (inside SH3 joke...)
Permalink Reply by irdeadite on September 15, 2010 at 7:26pm
vuvuzela!
Permalink Reply by Shaun Ayling on September 16, 2010 at 2:32pm
one of those bubble guns
one little buble hits a zombie and it diiiiiiiiies

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