You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.

Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?

 

Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.

Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.

 

It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.

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Bar would simulate the begging of Resident Evil Outbreak xD.
As would i be screwed as well, I'm about 5ft from the bedroom door, guns are on the other side of the room in the closet, and ammo in my tac. vest hanging on the back of the door.
God, i really need to rearrange my stuff to be combat ready!
Well i could do 1 of 4 different things.
1: As you said, throw laptop
2: Throw cup of spicy coffee
3: Pull stiletto out of wall and hope i can master the skill of throwing knifes in .2 seconds
4: Pray my dog wakes up and pounces from the end of the bed at it

NOW if it were a month ago id be set, i had my Mini-14 next to my bed, with a 5rd mag under the night stand due to the horrible number of break in's in my town
you could HOLD the stiletto and shove it through its eye.
Lolz I can so see that happening
danger close, not for me friend
Well Usually my laptop is in my room on my desk and id say about 95% of the time I have my Ruger .357 on me or within arms length cuz im just a paranoid guy even without the zombie threat so Id probably be ok even though my door is like 4 feet from my desk so that first shot would have to be a head shot or else id be wrestling with him and we all know the last thing you want to do is to be touching a zombie. But for arguments sake if I didnt have my gun there is a 4 foot lamp next to me Id probably grab that to push him back I wouldnt be able to kill him with it but at least Id me able to keep him pushed back or far enough away to where he wouldnt be able to bite, scratch or even touch me then Id some how find a way to corral him away from my closet to grab my trusty Mossberg....then its Click Clack, Zombie bashin time!
I would pick up this big heavy dish that is for some reason right next to me (it actually is next to me though) and beat it in the head with it. If I was in the washroom, though I would pick up the cistern lid and beat it to death with that.
scratch that, the dish is plastic. I pick up my electric guitar and beat its head in.
A guitar? Nicely played out
the guitar is like 6 inch maple. 6 inh maple = dead zombie
I'm sitting at my computer desk which is also my work bench for the immediate future. My AR is in arms reach. I have a few tools at hand to use as needed. Screwdrivers, hammer, etc. Oh, and my bare hands.
I'm at school, I'll sacrifice the fat kid next to me and bail, then enact my plan
Lmao that is so bad

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