If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by L (names take too long) on -
Survival of the fittest, bro. He'd probably just end up being made into candles by the inevitable blood cults that would ensue in the gore glazed hysteria anyway.
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Permalink Reply by Claire on -
hahahahahahhahaha... that'll give them something to chew on for a while lmao
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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on -
First of all, I grab the xbox controller from you while you sit lazily on my couch, again. I pick your skinny ass up and toss you in harms way thus, stalling the zombie. In the meantime I take another bong hit and sharpen its rim with my trusty-never-rusty knife and, shove it through the back of the zeds head and, yours too. Thus scoring me a trifecta, most unique kill, double kill and, most unique killing implement(while stoned even). Pow!
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Permalink Reply by Buscetti on -
Um, I'm on the couch with my laptop. The closest "weapon" I have is a pencil sitting on the floor. The door is probably a good 15 feet away. I'd probably just gouge it's eyes out with the pencil and maybe that will stall it long enough for me to go and get a kitchen knife o.O
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Permalink Reply by Masked Hunt on -
Well, I'm a decent length awa from the door, and have sufficent time to grab a hold of one of thhe woddne bats that are beside my bed. As for why they are near my bed to begin with, well let's jsut say I'm rather cautious about my living situation.
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Permalink Reply by Lina on -
hmm... I'm currently have my headphones on listening to music so hearing the zombing breaking in might pose a challange, but I am sitting in the hall a decent enough distance from the door, in the off chance I did mange to see it running at me by my periferal vision I would kick it in the stomach, kinda like kicking down a door, a running zombie meeting that kinda kick would double it over giving me enough time to grab my computer screen (its a flat screen i.e. not to heavy) and bash it over its head, and by the stroke of luck I have my pocket knife on me, stab it in the eye.... again that is assuming i'd don't freek out and try running away but accidently knock my self out cause I ran into a wall, other wise no problemo.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on -
i have a dvd box in my hand so i can hit him with it, also y can ran through my kithcen very fast and get a kick ass knife .........after that i can go 2 a friends house and start a survivor convoy..
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on
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of course i know hand 2 hand combat i think i can break his neck with my hands..
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Permalink Reply by Mike Dirt on -
i would jump up out of bed blanket in hand and throw it over the on coming reanimated human being buying me time to grab my machete next to my bed and begin hacking after that i would probably make some remark about how it looked liked one of those halloween ghost costume along the lines of "im tired of these motha fucking ghost in these motha house"
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Permalink Reply by Edward Glassford on -
Well, I'm standing outside of my job right now. I'd used the weapons I have right now. I'd pull my ASP baton, and try to bust heads. If it becomes unusable, i'd pull both my knives on my person and proceed to stab until I can get inside to get my baseball bat.
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Permalink Reply by The Newcomer on -
You be trippin up in ma grill, boy
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Permalink Reply by The Hunter on -
Team rocket...
TEAM ROCKET CAN SUCKA MY BALLS
MagicCRAP
Do a splash attack.
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