If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by rudy melendez on -
thank the fuck christ that my bat is right near my computer i would get my bat beat the one blocking the door run downstairs and escape hopefully there wont to be many of them in my house....
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Permalink Reply by Jshaw71 on -
I would probably shove my office chair at it, hoping to trip it up, go into the kitchen and get a butcher knife if i have to, and kill it, drag the body out my front door by it's ankles, though i have my living room curtains always open, and usually have my door locked, though not today, i do have a pair of scissors handy, right now, so i could attempt to stick it with those... if i couldn't get to the kitchen i may have to sacrifice a few of my guitar controllers from rockband, and guitar hero to kill a downed zombie, if i was in a coffee shop, or bar (chances are 0) i would rather be in a bar and grill, like applebees, a place with metal utensils...
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Permalink Reply by Zombie Mommie on -
Grab up my lap top and hit him on the head with it... failing that,my staff is within reach,and i'd hit him over teh head with it..gotta love solid oak...
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Permalink Reply by Kitty Chainsaw on -
Pee my pants!
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Permalink Reply by Drew Koehler on -
I would urinate myself due to the overwhelming amount of excitement I would have!
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Permalink Reply by The Bruin on
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Currently I am at work in a prison. All the doors are solid steel frames with double thick plexiglass windows so a zombie "Bursting in" would be nigh on impossible. However, perhaps the zombie somehow gained entry to my secure location? Here is how I see events unfolding.
The zombie has entered the Sgt.'s area from the main corridor. It has about 45 feet to go before it reaches me. I am startled because there is something running down the hallway towards me so I close the "door" to the Sgt.'s area (A half door, steel). It reaches the door and as it is climbing over I remove Fire Extinguisher #35 from it's hook and brain the fucker. I continue pulping the things head until it is mush and then move to secure the unit door to ensure that no further attacks occur.
In another scenario, it is my partner that is the zombie. As he steps out of the Staff office and runs at me I realize he outweighs me by a few bills and try the same manuever, half door/Fire Extinguisher combo. When that fails to work I get over the other side of the desk and motor further down the hallway to the Small Engines workshop and fish out some tools with which I can defend myself better. He catches me halfway down the hallway and I reanimate a few hours later...then go on to infect 3 prisoners and 2 members of the CDC before someone smartens up to what is happening and adds a bullet to my brain pan...
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Permalink Reply by Chaos Reaper on -
lol but imagine if a zed coud bust through the doors and windows we'd be totally boned lol and i wish you were my sarge XD
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Permalink Reply by Travis B on -
What Kind of prison do you work in that doesnt Have a gun in the security room, that sux for you. My dad is a correctional officer and he works in the control box most of the time and he says there is a Ruger mini-14 and a Berretta m9 in there in case prisoners break through. Your prison sux....although he does work in a level 4
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Permalink Reply by Dale Burden on
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If you want to know about right where I am sitting I have a machete on the wall behind me. Of course being in a recliner I might have a hard time doing much with it at first. If at all possible I would kick them backwards and hope that gave me enough time to get out of the chair. The machete would be easy enough to grab but unless I can get to my feet it would not be much good.
Normally i wold be in my desk chair on the othr side of the room which would be the opposite problem. i can get to my feet faster but all my real wepaons are out of reach.I'd hate to damage anything of use but if the toaster oven has to go to buy me time so be it. I'm strong but slow. I see it going down like this (if I survive at all):
The door burst open because I forgot to bolt it. I wheel around as the zed pops through and rushs. me. The toaster oven is the only heavy item in reash so it goes upside the zeds head as hard as I can swing it. The plan is to knock it off balance just long enough to step past it and grab the machete. I'm to slow and he igrabs at me forcing me to dodge. The machete is out of reach. Damn.
I'm out the door pulling it closed behind me. Only chance now is to get down stairs to my guns. Why did I not move them up here? Guess i never believed this day would come. I'm to the first landing when the door gives. I don't look back. I can hear him. He pauses as if wondering how to get to me. Thankfully they are not great climbers and he does not try to jump the railing. Not much of a break but i'll take it.
I'm at the bottom of the stairs and at the bedroom door. I barely get though when he is on top of me again. he's banging on the door like a mad man and it is all I can do to hold it shut. The locks were never ment to hold anyone out that really wanted in. He hammers and hammers at it. I put my back to it and lean hard. There is a huge oak chest next to the door but I can't get it pulled in front of the door with out letting the door slide open a little.
I have only one chance. Let go of the door and hope it holds long enough to move the chest. I take a deep breath and grab the handle on the side of the chest as he slams in to the door...
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ok truth be told I would have been toast in the bedroom he first found me in but if I survived at all that woluld be the most lilely way.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on -
just run man why so many writing its just boring to see it, and i think you only would piss your pants ..... no one can say what could ahppen or waht could someone do...
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Permalink Reply by M on -
I keep a baseball bat beneath my bed and I'm lying on my bed facing the door on my laptop. The doors about 6ft away and the stairway another 5ft from the door. I'd here the thing coming, and lets face it, its not going to sound like one of my family walking up the stairs. I'd probably shout out asking who it was and the thing would make a creepy noise, start running, at this point I'd grab that baseball bat and slam the door shut. If the door isn't shut before it gets in I'd bring that bat round at the things head, hey presto, splat. And that I'd probably be like oh shit zombies, shout out for my family, push the corpse outta my room, close the door. Sit with my back to the door and freak out for a few minutes.
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Permalink Reply by Sabah Love on -
Instantly : loud screaming, run around so it can't bite me, try to smack its head off wit laptop (or something) or spray its face wit mosquito spray (LoL), smack its head again (double taps) might be wit the spray can, run around grasping, quickly dressed up suitably (no make-up required ! ), grab my backpack, my machete "armed and ready" headed for destruction outside .... (quickly, slides in the dining room for the breakfast that wasn't even there ...)
then ... (I'll try to make an appearance when came out the front door as heroic and sexy as possible to faced the undead hordes and chaos (and trying to save my own ass) ... LoL)
PS. whadda silly writings to share ....
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