If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by VBS on -
One knife with knuckle cover and a machete are one foot to my right sticking out of a specially made holder on the side of my desk. I have a long table parallel to the door that I can kick to slow them down. The table gives me time to pull the machete and go for the head chop.
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Permalink Reply by Ms.Zombie on -
Ugh...im sitting infront of my laptop.....my back to the door...i would say in screwed.
Buuut, I would probably throw my laptop @ it and go around my bed, throw my blanket on it and run to my door.
most likely i'd be dead if that happened rite now.
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Permalink Reply by sakyura haruno on -
There's only one door it would come in threw and I would be at my computer desk and would just grab my air duster flip it upside down , put it right up to his head and freeze whatever it is that's left in his brain.
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Permalink Reply by Luke Weber on
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well im in the middle of the school library so i would have to stab it in the face with my pocket knife of beam it with a chair
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Permalink Reply by matthew bearden on
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i would grab my public defender that is beside me at all times its a double action revolver so no cocking required and for the head shot part im 4 feet from my door and my pistols loaded with 000 buck so that takes care of that
plus theres always the possablity it would trip on something in my dirty ass floor and bust its head againt my desk or foot board on my bed which in that case id laugh myself to death
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Permalink Reply by Zazil Sass on -
I work in a lot of tecnical drawings, and use a lot of metal rulers and a steel compass with a very pointy sharp end! I'd probably stick it in his arm, or leg before being eaten alive.
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Permalink Reply by corndogg on -
well 90% of the time i have a 9mm on my hip but right now i have a 4.5 liter bottle of scotch by me it would be sad to lose the scotch but there is 1 less zombie after
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Permalink Reply by Aden Morrisson on -
It'd be a-okay. 2 entry's into room, On a a step away, numerous plates and plates and eating implements all over the desk and well a Nerf Maverick Rev-6, which would be a great club at a pinch. I'm in my downstairs rumpus room, so just outside is freedom, as well as an assortment of sparring weapons (Ken Do swords and Wooden staffs) Capable of taking out a zombie with a few solid whacks to the face. I also usually have a field hokey stick besides the computer in case of such a situation. Hopefully, I'd escape.
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Permalink Reply by ALEX RUIZ on -
I would have to beat the crap out of it with a stupid metal lamp the wife made me buy that's on the night stand.
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Permalink Reply by specopssurvivor on -
A zombie got through my steel, triple lock door? That's one bad ass zombie! Within arms reach are two Katanas, my P226, AK47, and a big ass, cast iron, gothic candle holder. Probably use the P226, too early in the day for melee, need more coffee.
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Permalink Reply by Revolver on -
i don't care if most of y'all trying to make some short stories or bullshitting about how to kill zombies or owning firearms but one thing 4 sure dat everybody must stay fuckin' true to themselves - surviving on what costs it has to takes cuz y'all really sound like a good fuckin' big family that i never had ! i hope we all can survive if it's outbreak happening or a fuckin' zed bursting into your place right now !!! fuck.... i think i have to deal with my sisters or my uncle if they turned !
3 against 1 not a good situation but i have improved my martial art combat ability so i can kick and break their necks or getting bitten in the fuckin' process !!! i might not fast enough to grab my machete ! damn !
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Permalink Reply by Chris May on -
I'm sitting on my living room couch with my laptop on my lap of all places. I've got a pair of drumsticks on the coffee table in front of me at the moment. I would get up off the couch, take out a knee with a quick hard kick to the kneecap, then after it fell to the floor, I'd sit on top of it, pinning its arms to its sides with my legs, and shove the drumsticks into its eye sockets. Of course, that's if everything goes right in a best-possible-case scenario.
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