If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
i would SO have fun....after a few seconds of complete freeze in fear and wonder if its a trick *as everyone here would* so instead of just beating the whole keyboard across the zed, i would pull each key one by one and girly throw them at its face....then use the monitor....then go on my PDA and put in how AWESOME my first encouter with a zed was....then go get my gun.
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Permalink Reply by J.R. Sauceda on -
BRB gotta change my pants hahaha
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Permalink Reply by Thomas <Disasterpiece> on -
well seeing as how i keep the doors to our house shut and locked at all times and our windowns are about 5 to 6 feet off the ground, id have a few moments to collect myself and get into action. First We'd Quickly get organised into 2 groups. Group A Would Combat The Undead While Group B Fortified The House I.E. Windows Other Doors and Whatnot. After We Had The Situation Under Control For The TIme Being. We'd Have To Play The Waiting Game Because Immediately exacuation wouldnt be a good idea that early in the outbreak.
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Permalink Reply by Tori Luve on -
I always have a sharpened Machete sitting next to my desk. I live in remote high desert country, and after I found a young rattlesnake (sans rattles as it was that mature yet) IN the house next to me, I have kept a machete nearby.
Apparently the damned thing slithered up the porch steps, using the open side rails as a snake ramp, and decided to sun INSIDE the house. I keep the patio door open during the day so the dogs can go in and out freely.
Lesson learned.
That being said, it would be pretty hard for a Z to get out here. If it did, it would be pretty hard to be surprised by it since we are 1 mile off any county roads (which are basically dirt trails) and the dogs would pick up the scent miles before one got here.
But in the hypothetical of what if - I guess if I was sleeping and one burst in the back door by the bedroom, I'd shoot it. I always keep a gun loaded next to the bed. Smack it around a few times with a broom or try to push it back out (no stairs at the back door, so good strategy to get it on the ground outside, while hubby or I grab the gun).
Then again, the patio door, they couldn't open and the door in the back swings OUT, not in. I don't know if Z's opposable thumbs work in the zombie state, but from everything I have seen or heard, they can't open doors, just break through them (eventually) or bump up against them.
That would buy enough time to find something suitable. We are off gridders, so our lifestyle is different than a gridder or town dweller. I think we have the advantage.
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Permalink Reply by Joseph Malakowsky on -
I have one of my sword's hanging on the wall behind me. Only VERY big dis-advanted is that im about 1/2 foot away from the door.
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Permalink Reply by Kevin M Jares on -
Well i read this half-way to the liveing room so i would throw the 5 lbs. of hamburger i am carrying at it and eaither run to my room to get one of the 3 swords on my wall or to the kitchen to get the meat cleaver. odds: 65%
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Permalink Reply by Ben Collinson on -
getting up to kill the said zombie would require me to go in the real world which is a play im not fond of(disadvantage)
i have a really well made wooden sword next to me that im certain would kill a zombie with a few good whacks.the thing NEVER breaks ever. not even a dent in the thing and its been through some crap.
(advantage hopefully)
i'm really far from the door
(advantage)
the only other weapons are empty slurpee cups so if my sword does break im dedz.
(disadvantage)
if my sword makes it im good to go/ if not im dedz
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Permalink Reply by Ivonne on -
Well, I have a pair of scissors in front of me, by my right side, depending how fast this zombie is, I would yell loud enough for my husband to wake up. I would meet the zombie half way,trying not to get scratch by his or her fingers, I would ram the scissors in the eye. I am thinking that it would take my husband at least 20-25 seconds for him to get up, run to me, realize what was going down, go to his closet where he keeps the carving axe and then help me with the "guest". ( I love my husband, but I know his sleeping patterns, I think he will take longer than 25 seconds, that's why I am hoping it is a slow zombie.)
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Permalink Reply by Liam on -
Well... im in a long office, if a zombie burst in here there would be 20 people to chew on before it got to me.
I would be stuffed though as im on the 2nd floor so it would have come from one of those floors which would mean that there could be 200 zeds below me wandering around for brains.
I would hit the fire escape but i wouldn't have much to arm myself with.
straight to the car and home for me.
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Permalink Reply by Adrenaline on -
definitely put my "sisters" electric guitar to work until it wasn't moving any more.
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Permalink Reply by Austin AcYd on -
Well, I am in my bedroom on my desktop PC. My swivel chair is not even a foot away from my door, so if a dead-head burst in I'd make myself fall backwards while kicking his kneecap in backwards. If he managed to get on top of me, there is a VERY sharp letter opener within my grasp. I'd be holding onto his throat with one hand, and I'd jab the letter opener into one of his eye sockets as far as it would go. Idk how useful this would be, but it'd be my only chance at survival. I'd then go outside and raid my shed to get my crowbar, machete, and hatchet. We also have a handgun somewhere in this house. I'd grab it and all of the ammo. I'd then pull a "Shaun of the Dead" and travel to go get my girlfriend. :D
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Permalink Reply by The Newcomer on -
Lol thats good shit
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