If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by Kelly Connelly on -
wellthe guns are by the bedroom door. but! my nine is in the dresser, there are straight razors above my head and my big knive right next to me. im pretty set.
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Permalink Reply by Akira Riley Asoki Takanawa on -
Grab my trusty Python Revolver I always have in a holster on my belt. BOOM! HEADSHOT! That is, if Its loaded.
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Permalink Reply by Grizzly on -
I live in a garage, and there's a bunch of stuff between the door and me. I'm assuming it couldn't open the garage door (kinda heavy, I don't think that a zombie would comprehend how to do it anyway. ) My weapons are scattered all over the room, not close to me, but I could either use the laptop as a brainer or else stand up, walk the two feet to the garage door and throw it up and open, where I could either lock myself in my car parked out front (I keep some weapons in my car, mostly melee weapons) or haul ass across the highway to the railroad tracks. Good defensible location, very thick brush that you have to know your way around if you want to get through surrounding it.
I don;t think I'd be SCREWED, but it's not good that I'm so far away from my weapons. I'll redesign my layout now to put them in more tactical locations.
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Permalink Reply by Modi on -
If my door was open, I'd be screwed because there is about a foot to my bed where I'm typing. I usually keep my door closed though. So I'd either grab my skateboard beside my bed and end up destroying it on the zombie's head or if time allowed, I'd grab my 20 lb. sledge hammer across the room and swing away
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Permalink Reply by Robin Hiemstra on -
I am also close to my door but it is locked so that buys me some time, as for a weapon. Because of the leg injury I suffered a few days back I have to walk with a cane. I got one from my grandfather, old metal, solid so I'd use that to smash it's head in.
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Permalink Reply by The Newcomer on -
I don't mean to offend you but the leg injury set up makes it an awesome scenario. Sorry bout the leg bro
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Permalink Reply by Wildman Brown on -
Sidearm's always in arms reach.
If I'm out and about, I'm always carrying a sidearm and a couple spare mags. I can use that to get to my truck where an AR and a half dozen mags are waiting. From there, it's get the hell out of the area and execute Plan B.
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Permalink Reply by The Newcomer on
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Plan B?
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Permalink Reply by Gilbert Ray PolancoJr on -
If i wasnt shocked by the fact that zombies were real and get eaten. i would run to my room and lock the door lol but i think if i got over the shock i would get my knife from under my mattress and get ready for a fight
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Permalink Reply by Claire on -
well i'm in the corner furthest from the door with full view of it and door is open so realistically i'd hear it coming.. also my kids and husband are more accessible to the runner lol so it'd be unlikely to come for me first.. BUT if it did..the lap top would fly about 8 ft in the air i'd lunge to the right of my sofa (there's a pretty chuncky coffee table between me and the door.. if it tried to run over the table he'd probably fall through the glass pannels giving me an extra second or 2.. i'd grab the roller blind thats leaning against the wall to my right (it's waiting there patiently to be put up lol) it's not too heavy but pretty sturdy, i'd use it battering ram style run straight at the zombie knock it off it's feet backwards giving me enough time to run for the door... alternatively i could climb out the window.. i'd be risking death cos i'm about 150ft up lol but there's a very wide ledge about 4 ft below my window.. i could get on there and make my way around the building to someone else's apartment.. OR just jump and end it all very quickly..
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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as for me i'm sitting on my couch in my living room where my computer is on a coffee table against the wall. laying next to me is my brand new Kukri, who's razor like sharpness i can personally attest too. so i would probably jump up grab it and then cut its head off with that. from there i would go close the open door barricading it with the three six inch steal bolts i have on my front door that slide into the door frame like the locks on a safe. then its off to my gear closet (yes i have a whole closet just for gear.) suit up and get ready for the end of the world!
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Permalink Reply by Sara Adria Marie Ferroggiaro on -
Well, I would either kill it or I would kill it but get infected in the process. Joy. This is how it would play out.
I'm at my grandma's trailer and, unfortunately for me, the door is less than 6ft. behind me. I've got my headphones on and plugged into the computer. Fortunately, being as it is a trailer, I would feel it when the sucker busted through the door. This is the point in which my awesome new-mother-insanely-protective-instincts kick in. Since I expect someone to break in here sooner or later, I would assume that the zombie is a thief. And I would grab the 10-15 lbs. glass bowl or the 30-40lbs. bronze candelabra, with a marble base, that are both next to my elbow.
As the zombie steps over the threshold, I would yank my head phones off with my left hand while grabbing the candelabra with my right. Not halting, I would turn to my left (standing up) and place my left foot onto my chair. My right foot would step onto the kitchen table that is less than five inches from my left knee. By that time the zombie would have launched itself at me. If I'm fast enough, I could jump over it. Zombie would crash into my grandma's table and I would swing the candelabra into the back of its head repeatedly.
I said I could also end up infected but still kill the zombie. Well, I would still do all of the above but not be fast enough. Thus, I would land on the zombie instead of behind it. The zombie would still getting a beating with the candelabra but I would be scratched and/or bitten in the process. You may be wondering, "Wouldn't you be freaking out?" By the time that I would be on the table, it would be too late for me to do anything about it. Not to mention that I would be more intent on defeating my intruder than wondering why it reeks like blood.
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