You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.

Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?

 

Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.

Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.

 

It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.

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That was longer than I expected. O.O

well here is a tactical layout of my home with where i am right now and the paths a zombie might take if it broke in. I'm on the first floor with two doors, the zombies paths are marked in red.

and this is what i have next to me to dispatch the zombie.

so in short i would drive that bat into the zombies brain killing it. even if the zombie comes through the door closes to me ill have time to dispatch it. even more so if it goes through the other door which means it will have to go through the kitchen to get me.
Well, I'm at the table in my living room on my laptop. I have my Kukri on the table, and there is a blanket on the floor. Grab the blanket and toss over the zeds head, might buy me a few moments to go for a death blow. About this time my wife would be running into the room with the boomstick. OR I just drop and roll and take the zed off It's feet and then just brake It's neck.
Well my computer sits across the from the front door and I have a pretty open front room. not to mention the brass tire checker that rests right behind my chair. The curtains are always open and from my seat I can see most of the front yard and the dogs would be barking at it so I would definitely know its coming. And regardless zombie or not if it came through my front door my instinct would direct me to beat its face in with my tire checker. :D

I would be done for, top floor of the library. No weapons here hahah unless I got really creative.

I guess I would have to break off a table leg or grab a heavy text book or something!

I'm laying in bed at the moment and the door is about 5 feet away.. If a zombie was to bust in I think my first reaction is to grab my shorts off the ground near my bed and grab my knife out of my pocket then have the zombie leap at me and I'd stab him in the head or I would leap out of bed about 2 feet the opposite of the door to grab my rifle and the mag I have in the drawer next to it then shove the barrel of the gun in the zombies mouth to keep him at arms reach then load the mag and cock back then BANG.. Or I could leap out of bed to the drawer with the mag for my rifle and grab my huge ass hunting knife and take him that way.. Either way its not like anyone can't just shove them away until they can find a weapon.. like right now I would just wait until the zombie got close then kick him while I'm laying down.. I know he would go flying back and fall then I'd probably get up and just start kicking his face in.

I have my Ruger 10/22 in one hand right now and I'm typing with the other one. If a zombie were to burst through my door, I'd beat it back to death with the butt of my gun.

Right now I am approx. 20ft from my hotel door on the 3rd floor.  Escape is not an option if a zombie burst in at this moment.  The window doesn't open and I don't have the time or proper gear to escape that way.  The weapons at my disposal are my laptop, a printer, a remote control, a phone, a lamp, a chair, a fork, a butter knife, and other random stuff laying about.

At this point I am pretty much done for.  My best bet would be to use my rolling desk/office chair to beat the zombie and hopefully take it off its feet.  I would use the chair to pin the zombie to the floor as best as I could while I try to drive the butter knife through the zombie's eye and into its brain. That will probably prove to be a dangerous task because the unforgiving bite of the zombie is right there.

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Did you drive or fly to get where you're currently located? If you drove then there is no reason to not have your normal protection. In fact if you are traveling and don't have some sort of protection shame on you. Even truck drivers working for companies that don't allow their employees to carry guns can carry a crobar or tire checker (club). When i drive to my property 1000 miles from where i live I have a small arsenal. Recently I flew to my land. I didn't take the arsenal but I did obtain the rules from the TSA and the airline and took my concealed carry gun with me.

In your situation pure tenacity, meanness and clear thinking will have to do. Anything in your hands is a weapon. Fight until there is no more fight in you. Is your life worth the price of a laptop? You decide.

i would start chucking kitchen knifes at it;then take the two longest ones run behined its back and chop its head off.

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