If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
i would ACTUALLY see that happening....kinda funny
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Permalink Reply by Travis B on -
Id kill the z then go find Sabah slut and protect her hahahaha.
Id be her knight in shinning armor except Id be in tactical gear and without a horse...but with a shit load of guns. ;)
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Permalink Reply by Ron Salter on -
I'm sitting in my store, they don't stand a chance ;)
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on -
hHAHA that sounded soo cool man if i make a movie ill remember your quote..
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Permalink Reply by Alex Kalac on -
Well, considering my door is locked with a board wedged between the carpet and the door knob, he would have to fight his way in through the flimsy door for a second. While he's doing that I have my choice to either grab the 18 inch bowie machetes under the mattress right behind me, or the framing hammer literally inches from me, or the two 24" latin machetes sitting right next to the desk, or the wooden baseball bat on my bed. But before I even go for a weapon, I'd push my dresser in front of the door to reinforce it and give me a few seconds to put on my mask, filter and leather jacket. I would take my choice of the bowie machetes, and once he broke through, I'd hack away at his head and leave nothing but a mess.
Now, this is of course, if he managed to eat my brother first.
In an alternate view, he would bang on my door just the same, and my brother Dave would come out of his room that happens to be right next to mine, with every intention to beat the hell out of whoever is making so much noise at this hour. When he opens his door, he'd immediately see what's going on and he would grab HIS machete and level the fucker where he stands. Then, we'd get all of our gear, some food and water, whoever else is alive, and we'd make like a tree and get the fuck out of there.
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Permalink Reply by Alex Kalac on
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Oh yeah, 20 points to whomever gets the movie reference.
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Permalink Reply by matthew trebilcock on -
boondock saints. lol
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Permalink Reply by Tony Ledezma on -
I'd turn, Aim Squeeze. I have my 1911 .45 on the desk. I've got about 9 1/2 feet between me an my door. I think I'd have good odds.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on
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Im in an Kafe internet, in a little street behind a market, so i think they will start eating the guys near the door, the owner in the desk and at last its me, i cant run away , so it means if they are too many im f$#%ked, also i can use the keyboard and my foots to make some kapoeira moves on them and try to get to my car...
shit i didnt pay.....
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