If zombies attacked at THIS VERY MOMENT, what would you do?
You're sitting at your computer, reading this message on Lost Zombies when suddenly a zombie bursts into the room you're in RIGHT NOW.
Are you far away enough from the door? Are your supposed anti-zombie weapons in your hands at THIS EXACT SECOND?
Please explain how you would fight off that zombie if it ran in right now. And in accordance to the whole "this zombie, that zombie", I'm just going to tell you that it is a headshot-only runner that has all its limbs intact. Scratches and bites are fatal.
Personally, I would be screwed. I'm sitting 3 feet from my bedroom door. If it burst in right now, I would fall off my chair and try to kill it with my laptop. Yeah, I don't think I'll get far.
It'll be awesome if some of you are at a coffee shop or a bar away from home. That'll be interesting.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on -
as for me i'm sitting on my couch in my living room where my computer is on a coffee table against the wall. laying next to me is my brand new Kukri, who's razor like sharpness i can personally attest too. so i would probably jump up grab it and then cut its head off with that. from there i would go close the open door barricading it with the three six inch steal bolts i have on my front door that slide into the door frame like the locks on a safe. then its off to my gear closet (yes i have a whole closet just for gear.) suit up and get ready for the end of the world!
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Permalink Reply by Sara Adria Marie Ferroggiaro on -
Well, I would either kill it or I would kill it but get infected in the process. Joy. This is how it would play out.
I'm at my grandma's trailer and, unfortunately for me, the door is less than 6ft. behind me. I've got my headphones on and plugged into the computer. Fortunately, being as it is a trailer, I would feel it when the sucker busted through the door. This is the point in which my awesome new-mother-insanely-protective-instincts kick in. Since I expect someone to break in here sooner or later, I would assume that the zombie is a thief. And I would grab the 10-15 lbs. glass bowl or the 30-40lbs. bronze candelabra, with a marble base, that are both next to my elbow.
As the zombie steps over the threshold, I would yank my head phones off with my left hand while grabbing the candelabra with my right. Not halting, I would turn to my left (standing up) and place my left foot onto my chair. My right foot would step onto the kitchen table that is less than five inches from my left knee. By that time the zombie would have launched itself at me. If I'm fast enough, I could jump over it. Zombie would crash into my grandma's table and I would swing the candelabra into the back of its head repeatedly.
I said I could also end up infected but still kill the zombie. Well, I would still do all of the above but not be fast enough. Thus, I would land on the zombie instead of behind it. The zombie would still getting a beating with the candelabra but I would be scratched and/or bitten in the process. You may be wondering, "Wouldn't you be freaking out?" By the time that I would be on the table, it would be too late for me to do anything about it. Not to mention that I would be more intent on defeating my intruder than wondering why it reeks like blood.
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Permalink Reply by Sara Adria Marie Ferroggiaro on
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That was longer than I expected. O.O
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Permalink Reply by PeJoZe on -
I would pick up my chair to shove it out of the way, then run too my mudroom take my gardening shovel out and whack its head in.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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well here is a tactical layout of my home with where i am right now and the paths a zombie might take if it broke in. I'm on the first floor with two doors, the zombies paths are marked in red.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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and this is what i have next to me to dispatch the zombie.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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so in short i would drive that bat into the zombies brain killing it. even if the zombie comes through the door closes to me ill have time to dispatch it. even more so if it goes through the other door which means it will have to go through the kitchen to get me.
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Permalink Reply by Bosco Ruffus on -
Well, I'm at the table in my living room on my laptop. I have my Kukri on the table, and there is a blanket on the floor. Grab the blanket and toss over the zeds head, might buy me a few moments to go for a death blow. About this time my wife would be running into the room with the boomstick. OR I just drop and roll and take the zed off It's feet and then just brake It's neck.
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Permalink Reply by michael on -
Well my computer sits across the from the front door and I have a pretty open front room. not to mention the brass tire checker that rests right behind my chair. The curtains are always open and from my seat I can see most of the front yard and the dogs would be barking at it so I would definitely know its coming. And regardless zombie or not if it came through my front door my instinct would direct me to beat its face in with my tire checker. :D
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Permalink Reply by Nicole Perras on -
I would be done for, top floor of the library. No weapons here hahah unless I got really creative.
I guess I would have to break off a table leg or grab a heavy text book or something!
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