with everyone killing zombies with guns and knives and what not... just how crafty can you get with killing them?? how would you off the undead? hmmm...................

Views: 1

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Above all use tactics and strategy, avoid confrontation if at all possible. I posted this in the chainsaw discussion, I find that it fits here quite well.


(Chainsaw)
I would use this tool to the greatest potential, however not in the traditional way. I propose it be used as an attraction of zombies. It can be done in a number of ways, for a number of opportunities. Think about putting a running chainsaw out in the middle a field. It should attract zombies in the surrounding area quite well, considering the noise made, zombies will move toward it with great interest believing it means a tasty meal. However, being the clever trap it actually is, they meet certain death because you are at the top of the ridge overlooking the field with your rifle. You take them out one by one as they come to the chainsaw. End result: a cleared area with very little threat to you. Feel free to set up camp overnight, of course making sure you will be protected in case any straglers happen to be on their way.

To go further, say you have a team of survivors, about 8. Dig a pit, place the chainsaw in as before, a trap that is most effective.

I use it, not with my hands, but with my brain and a little stategic improvisation.
I thought of more. By making some IEDs, like terrorists have, you could take out multiple zombies on the spot, and attract more to a certain area, where you then put them out of their misery. Can be combined with the chainsaw techique to gather multiple zombies in a pit and boom, its pieces of flesh and bone thats left, but you are out a chainsaw... You could also potentially make the bombs go of by remote if you really felt the need. Imagine a "minefield" of vehicles on the interstate or in a parking lot. Mark said vehicles with an easily identifiable sign to warn other survivors, or if you forget ther's a red flag or sign to remind you. A zombie will think nothing of it because they cannot think.

Chainsaw can be seen below.
Petrification via Spool o' Cotton Candy.

a) Wrap 'em up.
b) Throw 'em in a river.
c) Let 'em soak up a real bit like.
d) Pull em out.
e) Throw 'em in the desert
f) Let the bitches buuurrrrrnnnnn.
Ice pick through eye socket. Why make it so complex?
A really good way of making a "no matinence" trap is to dig a small pit then place large bedsprings in the pit then place a bord over the springs at an angle (30 degrees min) then attatch a rope to the bottom of the board run the rope through a pipe and pully to a sharp object attached to a tightly twisted spring in an embankment, when something steps on the board the rope releses the spring letting the sharp object swing at the zombie, and it can be ajusted to any degree of hight (eg. legs, torso, neck) and the bigger the spring the larger the sharp object the more damage. To attract the dead cover the board in blood[animals perferably] and meat of any kind and dont forget to put up a sign to warn the living
Have a pressure pad in a room with bait in the center. when they enter, more and more fluorosulphuric acid is dripped on them. fun to do and fun to watch :3
find a a high cliff, build a trap door set-up, some lumber, and anchored well, then put a stereo out on it and wait.
Not the most efficient plan but here's what I would do.

Find an Olympic pool with a high diving board. Empty the water from the pool, fill it half way with gasoline or really strong acid. Put a bunch of racoons in a cage hang the cage over the pool. If zombies are slow to show up shoot the racoons with pellet gun. Have a friend with a helicopter swing by help you escape.

BTW I the only thing I hate more then zombies is raccons.
Do you know how much gas/acid that is? Save the gas for generators/autos, and getting that much acid is well plain unrealistic. It takes an average pool fill, about 3 days to fill a pool that is only a 25M long, half of Olympic, running almost constantly. Also the gas/acid would eat through the liner/sealant and just leak out.

sorry to burst your bubble, but not a good plan in the least
get defibrillator/electrode pad thingies, put them up against an open head wound(if neccessary-make one)and just let them get to work.Roast the snot out of their brains.Mmmmm...extra crispy

RSS

Now Available!

Call Us

Call the Lost Zombies hotline, toll free, and leave us a message. We may use your message in the Lost Zombies Documentary.

877-ZOMBIE0 that's
877-966-2430

LZ Merch

If you're looking for shirts and LZ gear you can check out our Zazzle store

© 2012   Created by Skot (Lost).

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service