ok what do You think are the most usless weapons to have in a zombie invasion......personal opinion would have to be a knife... not much good to you when they r close enough to be stabbed in the head especiall in a heavy ambush pretty crap choice... better off with a candlestick or a curling iron lol

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flamethrower. big, heavy, unwieldy, and the real chance of it coming back and biting you in the butt.
a chainsaw. Its too loud and it may due damage for a while but once youre out of gas its bad and then you got a bulky machine in your hands and it would have attracted more to your location
A gun, mainly for the reasons Kabo stated. Its great for a little while, but then you're out of ammo. You can pick up more, but supply is limited unless you make your own
I would say that any object or weapon too small to be unable to reach the brain in the event of a strike to the head, or any gun that requires alot of ammunition to be effective, or is difficult to aim. Agreeing with Kabo and Josh respectively, they are often loud, sometimes unwieldy, and can be difficult to maintain and supply.
A spoon...not only is it unlikely to kill them but what do you tell the other survivors if you actually do?..."We're clear, I spooned them to death...what...why do you guys always laugh when I say that?"
Hahahaha! I add to this a rubber chicken. Imagine going into the zombie horde wielding a rubber chicken....
HAHAHA wow...I would actually pay to see that, just somebody kickin the crap out of zombies with a rubber chicken. Now THAT is a video worth making XD
I'm gonna have to go with sporks. While I love the idea of sporking some rotting puss bag to death it's just not reasonable and like the spoon really wouldn't do much in the long run for ya.

Now if you were making spork tipped arrows...that's another story entirely.
a box of porn and a 5 gallon drum of KY jelly
I'm glad to see someone else agrees somewhat with the Tazer thing; Zombies are nerve dead, an electrical shock won't do anything!

But, aye, I like your choices there.
A knife, in my opinion, makes a great weapon. It can be used to stab through the temple or eye socket for a clean kill as well as sever tendons that control movement. If you make a deep enough cut across the inside of the forearm, you will sever the three muscles that control finger movement. Zombie can't grab you anymore. Also it's a great tool all around, especially if you need leverage to pry something simple open. Anything else, use a crowbar.

Worse weapon: A Can of Mace. By itself. No fire. Oh I do agree on the tazer bit, that's just a waste of time and battery power which could be spent on a human assailant.
I have to agree, Mase or a tazer would be the absolute worst weapon for zombies. As for random objects? I'm going to say a peanut butter and jelly sandwich would be the most useless.... not a damn thing you can do with it.

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