Most Usless weapons to have in a zombie attack???

ok what do You think are the most usless weapons to have in a zombie invasion......personal opinion would have to be a knife... not much good to you when they r close enough to be stabbed in the head especiall in a heavy ambush pretty crap choice... better off with a candlestick or a curling iron lol

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Permalink Reply by emclean on April 6, 2009 at 3:57pm
flamethrower. big, heavy, unwieldy, and the real chance of it coming back and biting you in the butt.
Permalink Reply by Kabo on April 6, 2009 at 5:04pm
a chainsaw. Its too loud and it may due damage for a while but once youre out of gas its bad and then you got a bulky machine in your hands and it would have attracted more to your location
Permalink Reply by Josh Haggard on April 6, 2009 at 7:34pm
A gun, mainly for the reasons Kabo stated. Its great for a little while, but then you're out of ammo. You can pick up more, but supply is limited unless you make your own
Permalink Reply by Jack Cosmos on April 6, 2009 at 8:08pm
I would say that any object or weapon too small to be unable to reach the brain in the event of a strike to the head, or any gun that requires alot of ammunition to be effective, or is difficult to aim. Agreeing with Kabo and Josh respectively, they are often loud, sometimes unwieldy, and can be difficult to maintain and supply.
Permalink Reply by JJ on April 6, 2009 at 8:51pm
A spoon...not only is it unlikely to kill them but what do you tell the other survivors if you actually do?..."We're clear, I spooned them to death...what...why do you guys always laugh when I say that?"
Permalink Reply by Josh Haggard on April 8, 2009 at 4:50pm
Hahahaha! I add to this a rubber chicken. Imagine going into the zombie horde wielding a rubber chicken....
Permalink Reply by JJ on April 8, 2009 at 5:23pm
HAHAHA wow...I would actually pay to see that, just somebody kickin the crap out of zombies with a rubber chicken. Now THAT is a video worth making XD
Permalink Reply by Kitsune Hazard on April 10, 2009 at 11:52am
I'm gonna have to go with sporks. While I love the idea of sporking some rotting puss bag to death it's just not reasonable and like the spoon really wouldn't do much in the long run for ya.

Now if you were making spork tipped arrows...that's another story entirely.
Permalink Reply by Adam on April 10, 2009 at 3:26pm
a box of porn and a 5 gallon drum of KY jelly
Permalink Reply by Jack Cosmos on April 10, 2009 at 6:36pm
I'm glad to see someone else agrees somewhat with the Tazer thing; Zombies are nerve dead, an electrical shock won't do anything!

But, aye, I like your choices there.
Permalink Reply by Samuel Conde on April 10, 2009 at 7:33pm
A knife, in my opinion, makes a great weapon. It can be used to stab through the temple or eye socket for a clean kill as well as sever tendons that control movement. If you make a deep enough cut across the inside of the forearm, you will sever the three muscles that control finger movement. Zombie can't grab you anymore. Also it's a great tool all around, especially if you need leverage to pry something simple open. Anything else, use a crowbar.

Worse weapon: A Can of Mace. By itself. No fire. Oh I do agree on the tazer bit, that's just a waste of time and battery power which could be spent on a human assailant.
Permalink Reply by Alpha-17 on April 14, 2009 at 3:45pm
I have to agree, Mase or a tazer would be the absolute worst weapon for zombies. As for random objects? I'm going to say a peanut butter and jelly sandwich would be the most useless.... not a damn thing you can do with it.

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