My little advice column
Ok, i'll admit it, my stories are all pieces of shit. They suck. But what I have put out that is good is my advice and other topics, most of witch have made the top 10. So from this day on, I will only put out advice on guns, zombie killing techniques, and other such things. Here is one of them, an advice column, witch i will comment on and post new things regulary.
Weapon pros/cons on zombie slaying:
Hand held:
Katanas/machetes/axes:
Pros: Easy to find and maintain
Easy to kill with
Easy to use
Easy to clean
Silent
Long reach
Cons:
Only thing I could find was that if you show off you will probably kill your self.
Over all summery:
One of the best hand held weapons available on the market.
Knives, long or otherwise:
Small, so easy to hide and store many of them on your person
On of the easiest weapons to find, they are everywhere! Schools, kitchens, police offices, need I go on?
Kinda hard to kill your self with
Easy eye stabs
Long one can decapitate
Throw it!
Easy to use and clean
Cons:
Hard to stick through a skull, unless through a temple.
Very short range
Hard to throw, not recommended.
Overall summery: A very good and recommended weapon. Although it may lack the heft of a Katana or sword, It is still a good last ditch weapon.
Swords:
Double bladed, so swing and kill either way.
very easy to slice, hack, and decapitate.
Easy to clean and maintain
Cons: Hard to find one
Easier to hurt yourself with than a katana or knife
Heavier than other hand held weapons.
Hard to train with
Overall summery: If you can find one and use it, by all means, go ahead. If you can't, sticking to knives and katanas is the way to go.
Chains saws and other power tools:
Omega Zed killing machines!
Slicing, shredding, Zed ripping fun!
One in most houses
Attach it to a pipe and you have a long range killing machine(I'm copying from my favorite video game)
Cons:
Needs fuel
Heavy as hell
Easy to kill your self with, more so than a sword
Noise attracts many zombies
Splatters blood everywhere-get some in your mouth and your screwed
Over all summery: try to stay away from these, unless you have plenty of fuel and are facing a crowd of 50+ Zed
Thats it for today. Tomorrow is assault rifles and shot guns!
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on -
ohh i love sword demon, my favorite weapons site.
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Permalink Reply by Rj on -
yeah i love what i see, but sadly it only ships within the Us, So i cant order anything :(
so i am Forced to find a equally awesome site with equally awesome and useful items with an equally maintainable price tags.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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yeah that does suck, where are you if i may ask?
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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yeah i guess it would be hard to get stuff there, what kind of weapon restriction laws you got there, cause i know Norway is suppose to have like the lowest murder rate in the world.
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Permalink Reply by Rj on
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Norway
Norwegian General Civil Penal Code - 22.May 1902
Misdemeanors against general peace and order
§ 352a
Any person shall be liable to fines or imprisonment for the term not exceeding six months wilfully or through negligence carries in a public place a knife or similar sharp instrument that may be used to inflict bodily injuries. An accomplice shall be liable to the same penalty. This prohibition shall not apply to a knife or other instrument that is used for or carried in connection with work, outdoor life or any other respectable purpose.
Supplied by law 11. june 1993 nr. 79
Changed by law 28.june 2002 nr. 53Basically, No guns, few knifes unless there is a reasonable purpose in public. And if you do any filming you need permission from land owners and or any filming involving weapons in town, then you need to be a big production cause you need police officers involved to guard. it sucks, so basically to do some real filming i am forced to have to green screen any movements/ characters that are not on grounds i have permission to walk on or stage something major on. only way i can possibly get "military" footage is by tagging along air-soft outdoors men =P
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
When I see laws like that from other nations it reaffirms how lucky I was to win the geographical birth lottery.......
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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i have to agree with PP on this, that sucks, of course jersey isn't much better. we cant carry any knife longer then three inches and even then if the cops an ass he can still charge you for it. filming laws a re pretty tight in my town because we make a lot of money from film crews shooting here, hell there making a movie right now down the street from me. luckily when i do film in public all i have is my cell phone camera to use so i don't think ill get caught. and air soft guns are banned in my town becuase some ass hole before i was born decided to shoot some kids with one during a baseball game. still guess it could be worse.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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exactly man I've read allot of your posts and while amusing most of your stuff is just plain made up. im sorry to say you've watched way to many movies and played to many video games and your getting the physics messed up. i know it's easy to do because the things in movies look so easy and the physics look possible but there not. wanted is a great example. stuff like curving the bullet seams possible but its not its just not.
that being said there is one thing i just have to say about decapitation. everyone always talks about getting the head off the shoulders, but you don't need to do that. all your trying to achieve is severing the spinal cord so the controls from the brain cant reach the body. now that being the case the best move would be to side step the zombie. as long as its not a runner, they will be slow and very uncoordinated this will give you the few seconds at an almost stationary target that you need. then have a weapon like a machete or even better an axe or hatchet. now bury that baby in the back of the neck just bellow the base of the skull. you do it hard enough and in the right place and you will sever the spinal cord in one blow. and if not you can pull out you weapon, always make sure to follow up any blow with the undead by pulling out your weapon. like having sex don't wait till the last second to pull out, it can be a costly mistake that will end your life, in both cases. and if after you remove your weapon the zombie is still Mobil, side step again and repeat until finished.
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Permalink Reply by Rising Zombie on
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I think you overuse the word "easy" maybe need to replace that with difficult or very difficult. I agree with the others it sounds more like advice on the latest video game than real advice on weapons.
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Permalink Reply by Zo on -
*Sighs* First off, I have never watched a zombie movie in my life, to be honest, im too chicken to. So, if you think that its hard to decapitate a peson with no armor? Look into any battle in the 1500-1700s and tell those men that its hard to kill a peson with a blade. Blades are practical killing machines.
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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yeah those men primarily died from getting stabbed in the chest or having limbs cut off. hell back then you could die of infection from a scratch. its easy to kill a human with a blade, not easy to kill a zombie.
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