New from France!

Hello! :)

 

I am new to this site. I am French and I don't speak english fluently, I am sorry :(

I am the author of an Universal Declaration of Undead Rights. People who can understand french can find it there and leave comments:

http://www.facebook.com/notes/universal-declaration-of-undead-right...

 

I am currently looking for translators, hoping to submit that Declaration to the United Nations Human Rights Council, so that the undead rights can be fully recognized! ^_^

 

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Permalink Reply by Evert on September 18, 2011 at 4:53am

You like green peace for zombies, I say lets kill em all!

 

Using GOOGLE to TRANSLATE your rights:

 

r e a m b u s e

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  CONSIDERING that life is one, all beings have a common origin and having diversified in the evolution of species,

Considering that all living beings possess natural rights and that any zombie with a nervous system has specific rights,

Considering that the disregard and ignorance of these rights, cause serious damage to Nature and lead men to commit crimes against zombies

Whereas compliance with zombies by humans is inseparable from respect among men,


                                      I proclaimed the SUMMER e cequisuit
 
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   All the zombies have the right to existence in the context of biological equilibrium.

I I
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  All the zombies are born and remain free and equal rights to men. They are not endowed with reason and conscience but act together in a spirit of celebration and fellowship!

I I I
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   All life zombie entitled to respect

 I V
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   The zombie has the right to live free in the wild and breed. It recognizes no borders and no property. No doors, no windows, can not stop it.

 
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  Any zombie has the right to freedom of movement and choice of menu from different brains available to them.

 

 

V I
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  The right to food and freedom to hunger are fundamental principles in the life of zombie. The power supply shall be free, pervasive and equally accessible to all on the appetite of everyone.


I I V
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 The zombies have a prior right to choose the kind of food given to their children.

  V I I I
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   Any zombie must be treated humanely, even if it seems to lack!

No zombie is to be subjected to ill treatment or cruel or degrading acts.

Experiments on the zombie, involving a physical or mental suffering, is contrary to law.

The exhibitions, shows and films involving zombies must respect their dignity and free of violence.
 
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   No one shall be held in slavery or servitude, arrested, imprisoned or arbitrary deprivation of liberty.

Torture, abuse, and more generally any action affecting the entire zombie and dignity, is a violation of his rights.

X
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   Any act compromising the survival of the species, and any decision leading to such an act constituted genocide, as well as the use of nuclear weapons against it, bacteriological and chemical (NBC).
 
X I

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 The zombies have the right to freedom of assembly and association.

 

 X I I
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   The defense and protection of human zombies should have representatives in the national and supranational.

These rights must be understood and interpreted as broadly as possible.

 X I I I

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  Education and public education must lead man from childhood, to understand and reach out to the zombies.

The human race needs to realize common interests that bind to the demographic balance, the cohabitation of humans and zombies.

In this respect, the zombie nation address to members of the human race wishes to grow and prosper.

 
X I V
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  This statement, if approved by all the organizers of the Zombie Walk will be a proclamation to the people to drink zombie met in Strasbourg at the next edition

Permalink Reply by petitprince on September 18, 2011 at 8:28am

Thank you very much!!!!!

That looks pretty good for me!! Would you like me to associate your name with that declaration as a translator?

Thank you very much, again! :)

Permalink Reply by Evert on September 18, 2011 at 10:08am

No, give Google Translator the credit.

 

Regards...

Permalink Reply by Claire on September 18, 2011 at 1:17pm
GOD DAMN DO GOODERS!!!!!
Permalink Reply by petitprince on September 19, 2011 at 5:28am
lol yes I am! ^_^ I'd like to be a lawyer for Human Rights in the future :-)
Permalink Reply by Claire on September 19, 2011 at 8:21am

Human rights i can deal with but Zombie Rights?   You'll be on many hit lists little prince LOL..

 

Still i can't argue with the creativity lol..  : )

Permalink Reply by petitprince on September 19, 2011 at 5:22am
Sincere regards, thanks again!
Permalink Reply by Aaron on September 24, 2011 at 6:03pm
Ok, listen. We are the victims here. When we can finally live in peace once again, I don't care what the hell you do. But for now, I will continue my killing of zombies. Until I am safe.
Permalink Reply by petitprince on September 28, 2011 at 12:00pm

XD

Thanks for you comment! ^_^

My studies are consuming all my time at the moment, so you still got a couple of years before you! :)

(sorry for my really bad english...)

Permalink Reply by Husson Nicolas on October 9, 2011 at 2:27pm

ça fais plaisir de voir du sang français ! ;)

 

Nicolas.

 

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It's good to see french blood ! ;)

 

Nicolas.

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