Personal Hygeine

Not sure if this topic has been discussed before, but picture this...

You've been on the run for days even weeks, you stink horrible from god knows what. It is only human nature to want to be clean..so how would you accomplish the task of bathing? In a shower? in a river? in a pool?
Of course it would be a dangerous task, such as being found by stenches, surrounded, dripping wet and naked what are you too do?!
Also the simplest thing as taking a "Dump",...being caught with your pants down and eaten is no good either

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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on November 22, 2009 at 1:56pm
Taking a dump is easy. You climb the right tree and sit in a branch and let fly.
Permalink Reply by Kitty Chainsaw on November 23, 2009 at 4:49pm
hahahahahaha!
Permalink Reply by Reena Roberts on November 22, 2009 at 3:53pm
Hmm, maybe if you banded together with some other humans, you could bathe in shifts while others keep watch.
Permalink Reply by Nerowulf on November 22, 2009 at 3:56pm
HORDE T.P. NOW! trust me you'll thank me after a few months
Permalink Reply by Severthespine on November 22, 2009 at 3:58pm
Tell you what, while I was fighting down in Panjwaii during 06-07 I went 35 days without a shower in 50 deg celcius heat with almost 75lbs of ammo and equipment on my back, being clean isnt necessary just nice to be.
Permalink Reply by Okota on November 23, 2009 at 1:46am
I have a solar shower bag for bathing. As for taking a dump, my dad always said "Take one leg out of your pants while you crap so you can still fight if someone attacks you while you're on the crapper."
Permalink Reply by Nerowulf on November 23, 2009 at 3:58pm
lol, Wise man...
Permalink Reply by Fetters on November 23, 2009 at 5:46am
take a dump on the roof of a building, or in a tree. take a shower/bathe? well i guess find a really shallow river, one that you can seethe bottom really easily, and one thats not deep enough to conceal a body, just deep enough to wash yourself. gas masks are good, because a stinky human smells worse than a dead body.
Permalink Reply by Hugh on November 23, 2009 at 4:17pm
if you can't wash up for several weeks, you'll get used to your stench.
Permalink Reply by Trina Grant on November 23, 2009 at 5:09pm
I would take a whore bath, just rub myself down with baby powder. Not techinally clean but smell fresh and so clean.....
Permalink Reply by Hugh on November 23, 2009 at 5:27pm
lol. i didn't know that was called a whore bath.
Permalink Reply by Melvin "Chems" Nivlem on November 24, 2009 at 11:42am
me either, ive heard of an axe bath, err the spray or tub full of hatchets
i shall try this baby powder!

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