Soooo, Let's just get one thing straight...
There are certain laws of physics that must be "generally" followed when dealing with and assuming the nature of the beast. To do other wise will get you killed quickly.
The law of physics as it pertains to the living dead are as follows...
1. To be part of the living dead, you have to be dead.
2. To be part of the living dead, you have to be walking around, AFTER DEATH.
3. To become infected with any specific virus that may cause "Zombification", one must be aflicted with a) an alien space gas, b) a mutated virus, or c) one must be bitten or scratched by a zombie, depending on the virus.
4. Body fluids must absorb the virus in order to contract the virus. In all instances, the virus kills the host body. Nobody survives the virus.
5. People who stop to question what exactly a runner is, will usually get bitten by one.
6. Too much firepower or too little firepower is better than no firepower.
7. You are not Rambo, robocop, superman, batman, Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris...Stop acting like it.
8. A well placed kick to a Zombies head will usually get your leg bitten off...
9. Your "For Display Only" swords, will fall apart after the first zombie, so make it count...
10. If you don't have your own weapons cache at home, good luck getting to that tank on that military base twenty miles away...actually, good luck getting out of your own home...
11. When attempting to survive in groups, make sure you don't team up with any would be serial killers, they don't like to kill the dead, just make you one of them...
12. Alcohol is cool and all, but really, it does you no real good inside your body. Using rubbing alcohol will serve the same for all intensive purposes...Vodka, will just make you look like a zombie...
13. Generally, if someone is knocking on the door, they are alive. Zombies don't knock...
14. Any genious who decides driving a nail in a baseball bat is productive...shoot that guy...by driving that nail into that bat, you've just weakened the integrity of the bat, and created a way for that bat to get stuck in a zombies head...
15. Any person wearing metal armor of any sort is now called a dinner bell, shoot that guy too....
16. .............
The law of physics as it pertains to the living dead are as follows...
1. To be part of the living dead, you have to be dead.
2. To be part of the living dead, you have to be walking around, AFTER DEATH.
3. To become infected with any specific virus that may cause "Zombification", one must be aflicted with a) an alien space gas, b) a mutated virus, or c) one must be bitten or scratched by a zombie, depending on the virus.
4. Body fluids must absorb the virus in order to contract the virus. In all instances, the virus kills the host body. Nobody survives the virus.
5. People who stop to question what exactly a runner is, will usually get bitten by one.
6. Too much firepower or too little firepower is better than no firepower.
7. You are not Rambo, robocop, superman, batman, Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris...Stop acting like it.
8. A well placed kick to a Zombies head will usually get your leg bitten off...
9. Your "For Display Only" swords, will fall apart after the first zombie, so make it count...
10. If you don't have your own weapons cache at home, good luck getting to that tank on that military base twenty miles away...actually, good luck getting out of your own home...
11. When attempting to survive in groups, make sure you don't team up with any would be serial killers, they don't like to kill the dead, just make you one of them...
12. Alcohol is cool and all, but really, it does you no real good inside your body. Using rubbing alcohol will serve the same for all intensive purposes...Vodka, will just make you look like a zombie...
13. Generally, if someone is knocking on the door, they are alive. Zombies don't knock...
14. Any genious who decides driving a nail in a baseball bat is productive...shoot that guy...by driving that nail into that bat, you've just weakened the integrity of the bat, and created a way for that bat to get stuck in a zombies head...
15. Any person wearing metal armor of any sort is now called a dinner bell, shoot that guy too....
16. .............
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Permalink Reply by Vanity Is Only Dead Flesh on -
All hail to the geeks..... their boredom results in the furthering of their knowledge. Knowledge then results in their likeliness to survive. Knowledge is power. So once again all hail to the geeks. Their power is mighty. ;)
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Permalink Reply by Hugh on -
Whether zombies are dead or simply infection deranged doesn't matter much to me. The threat of them is the same. Whether someone is posing or not, or has replica weapons or not, of course matters. But not to me unless they show up somehow outside my building and haven't attracted the zeds across the street who normally try to catch the pigeons.
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Permalink Reply by WarMarshall on -
17. PROFIT
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Permalink Reply by jalds on -
Some of these rules are false, because a actually dead corpse, no longer having cellular functions, cannot get up and do stuff. A cell needs food, oxygen (or when in the case of short term lactic acid fermentation, glucose, I think.) and amino acids, etc.
A body needs a working circulatory, digestive, nervous, a muscular system to work. basically all of them.
A zombie also needs all these things, just not in the same concentrations, a zombie can drown unless the virus causes the cell to synthesize oxygen on its own. A zombie can starve to death if deprived of nutrients because without nutrients you fall into disrepair. A generator cannot function without gasoline.
Also, a virus could create super fast zombies, look at rabies, now imagine them without a closed off throat, and pretty pissed. Also, a gas or alien object cannot create zombies unless the zombies use the gas for it's nutrient requirements.
Also, a virus does not have a 100% kill rate, even one out of a million could have the immunity, or the virus could be turned into a vaccine.
13. A zombie pounding on a door sounds a lot like knocking.
You cannot tell a serial killer just by looking them in the eye, a psychological trait may have certain quirks, such as a downs syndrome persons facial structure or expression may be somewhat off. A sociopath does not have any physical traits, most cover there ideas and make themselves seem normal, it's how they blend in and increase their odds of survival.
A super zombie could be created since a virus inserts it's DNA into a cells nucleus to propagate, so if the correct viral DNA is inserted, a mutation could be created that would change the cellular workings of the host.
But your rules are pretty decent. For me, my number one rule is, my survival is first, my love ones second, because I am a human, and humans are built to last. You threaten me and you will not have me as an ally but as an enemy.
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Permalink Reply by Dario on
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Well I'm in D.E.P. so hopefully by that time I will have the access to a military base and not worry about stockpiling weapons at home :).
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Permalink Reply by Damocles Brinksman on -
You spelled genius wrong. That's classic. Quite a lot of this is nonsense isn't it? I won't address ALL of it, but... seriously, find somebody that can ACTUALLY kick you in the head, "well placed" as you put it, and see if you can bite them. While you're not strictly WRONG here... come on. Serial killers? Killers when hiding among regular folk, aren't in the habit of wearing a special hat to let you know their intentions are they? Your advice under #14 "shoot that guy" and #15 "shoot that guy too" is leading me to believe that YOU may be a serial killer.
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Permalink Reply by Vanity Is Only Dead Flesh on
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Wow. Where to begin. First and foremost I just want to state that this site however fictitious it may be, is not only here for fun. It's also here as a tool to gather information on everything from survival, weapons, zombies and etc. Though some may not believe in the actualized threat of a Zombie D-day if you will, the threat of a possible viral outbreak/warfare is possible. Now it clearly states in the time-line of this particular site that the campion virus does not always result in death of said person. So that clears up the Zombies have to be dead to be considered Zombies. Also, in the past living dead is a term used quite frequently in reference to Zombies. Living dead not dead dead. Moving on to the earlier statements about serial killers. Serial killers do not have any physical traits, that give them away as serial killers. If that were the case, there would be a lot more of them incarcerated and a lot less of them out you know.... like killing. As for the subject of serial killers and how they do actually blend perfectly well into "everyday normal" society, Ted Bundy is an excellent example. He was very charismatic and he was basically the "boy next door". Which is what rendered him so dangerous. His intelligence and charisma is what attracted people to him. He had no physical tell-tale signs that would have given him away as a serial killer, if noticed. Storyteller hit the nail on the head when labeling serial killers sociopaths. The only thing that the majority of serial killers had in common that could have possibly revealed their true natures, was the lack of "normal" human emotion. They are essentially lacking the emotions that a "sane" person uses to control their darker urges. Serial Killers aren't emotionally or mentally "wired" the same as the rest of us and this results in their uncontrollable urges and their ability to act on those urges. In most instances abuse of some sort or a very unstable home is usually responsible. Not in every case however. If you do your homework there have been several serial killers come from perfectly "normal" and productive households that were never abused or bullied. Anyways my point is that unless your a psychic, empath, or a very skilled and highly trained psychological profiler, your not going to know a serial killer from any other joe blow. For your number 7. on the list. True not everyone on here is who they say they are, and most likely do not really have everything they say. However not everyone is lying. I have the weapons I listed, I have limited military training and wicked extensive survival training. Also this is a fictitious site and with the subject your debating being the bit of fiction it is, you should have no problem with people making themselves up to be fictionally ready for the fictional Zombie Apocalypse. Your number 8 is also faulty because if someone has the training, or strength for that matter, they could with one swift kick to someones cranium cause enough damage to kill them (zombie or otherwise). I'm sure they won't be aiming for the face while kicking and even if they do the likely hood of a zombie biting through a boot or shoe is unlikely in the time it takes to kick his brains out. Number 10 isn't important either because a weapons cache isn't necessary, although it's always a good thing to have. There are many things in the every day normal household that can be used as improvised weapons. So everyone whether they know it or not has some sort of weapon. I already covered 11. As for 12 alcohol consumption may not be wise but alcohol can be used to make small bombs and aid in igniting fires. Your incorrect spelling of genius is pretty funny by the way, considering you were telling someone else to work on their spelling because your a "grammer freak". Kinda made me giggle.
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Permalink Reply by Hugh on
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That's true, based on what we know of the psychopath serial killers (a serial killer is usually a psychopath, but not always). They do not have what we would call social emotions nor "theory of mind" (which is the notions we have regarding other people being "minds" or "souls" or "beings"), so they would see other people and living things as pretty much the same as furniture or tools. The idea that both "social" emotion and theory of mind are actually "hardwired" or innate is based on cognitive studies, but a major example would be the psychopath who was raised by loving parents and had no trauma as a child. Other than this lack of "social" emotion and theory of mind, psychopaths are pretty much normal in appearance and intention.
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Permalink Reply by Doggie on -
Ok, sorry but can we kinda droop the serial killer thing. :) It's making me wanna go on my own non Z'd killing spree ha ha
I saw number 11 as more of a joke than actually expecting people to know who the serial killer is anyway.
Number 7: Man it's the end of humanity as we know it, I'll dress like an action hero I like while killing zombies, might aswell get a bit of a laugh outta the whole thing. Only way to stay sane while killing 'people' you know.
As for number 12. I dunno.... Being military myself alcohol is a big bit of the life style and I know being intoxicated while fighting is a big detriment to you but c'mon, they're freaking zombies! I might prefer to fight smashed for once :) Mind you if I drink to much I'll just throw up on it, tell it I love him and then fall asleep on the nearest bench......not the safest tactic.
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