Undead dealer

Time to put on your sales man face theres a new drug in town and your getting the chance to be the first to sell it. What would you do if you could have the chance to sell the pill thats going to change the world? A single pill that not only turns your skin green and dolls your eye color but brings your loved ones back to life! WARNING the drug may bring the dead back to life but may cause bad breath , loss of skin,loss of brain power, mood swings, slow motor skills, and might just in the end kill you.

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Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on May 30, 2011 at 12:46pm
Pass
Permalink Reply by Vatz on May 30, 2011 at 4:09pm

does it come in a syringe?

Permalink Reply by Gregory on May 30, 2011 at 10:06pm
I'd rather smoke it.  I hate needles!
Permalink Reply by Vatz on May 31, 2011 at 8:29am

who says i'd inject myself? *dubious nursefag expression*

Permalink Reply by Matthew J. Rock on May 31, 2011 at 10:39am

Its like a tampered with weed. Seeings how its my idea and story I can go as far as saying that it will turn real smokers into super humans and smoke haters will turn into extra slow blind undead with a face dat smells like shit.

 

Permalink Reply by Rj on May 31, 2011 at 11:07am
a drug like that, with such a description wouldn't pass FDA :P
Permalink Reply by Matthew J. Rock on May 31, 2011 at 7:36pm

That is very true lol

 

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