Undead Rights

With the ever increasing population, should we not be looking for ways to live with our undead brethren? It's not like there's not plenty for them to eat, and it's survival of the fittest if a fat kid gets snacked on. Zombies are the working class of the undead but beyond them is a host of creatures that not only want rights but can form sentences and demand them. We mustn't forget that the zombie comes to mind first only because they are more numerous, and in some ways more crass, than the other undead out there. Vampires wait for the night when they are no longer being written about by Anne Rice. Mummies just want solitude and a 10% cut of the treasure they guard, books they are in, and any movie appearances. It should also be remembered that werewolves hate being called undead and want to be treated like any human with a horrible disease. So what say you? Do we give the undead freedoms or hunt them down? I say freedom. I started a t-shirt company called Tattered Star Apparel to help the undead gain their rights. Go to www.tatteredstar.com and join the revolution. Viva la zombie!

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Permalink Reply by Vatz on August 17, 2009 at 8:20am
Zombies don't need food.
Permalink Reply by Dean Yancoskie on August 6, 2009 at 12:32am
Ah, but do you think that any life form would willingly step down as the ruler of the planet? No, the only way that things get to the top of the food chain is by destroying or otherwise subjugating the current "top" species; therefore I say "The dead must die!".
Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on August 14, 2009 at 12:58pm
We don't have to give up control. We just don't need to hunt them down and if someone gets munched on then chalk it up to the survival of the fittest. Also, I'm not saying you can't kill them if they threaten you. I'm saying you can't go out and hunt them.
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on August 14, 2009 at 2:48pm
IT IS A WAR. In war you kill the enemy. They are the enemy whether they know it or not. They are trying to take over our world. They do not get to do that without paying a price.

IF YOU ARE WITH THEM YOU ARE AGAINST ME!

Something about your posts smell of SOCIALISM.
Permalink Reply by N8 on April 2, 2010 at 6:07pm
That actually is neo-liberalism, not socialism. In a socialist society, one actually has to be a member of said society to receive the benefits thereof, Zed simply does not take part in human societies other than (consciously or otherwise) attempting to destroy them. But nonetheless, if I didn't think y'all were joking, I'd scratch your names of my list of people I'd count on come Z-Day...
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on April 2, 2010 at 6:25pm
Scratch away.
Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on April 2, 2010 at 10:55pm
I'm not joking. I really do think it is possible that some factor(s) could cause a zombie to retain (or possibly regain) intelligence and that those zombies, if they aren't hostile, should be given the same rights (and responsibilities) they would have if they were alive.
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on April 3, 2010 at 7:01am
If and think doesn't make it so.
Permalink Reply by Michael Freel on July 27, 2009 at 2:20am
No.
Permalink Reply by Deth by Chocolate Zombies on July 27, 2009 at 7:45am
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Permalink Reply by Deth by Chocolate Zombies on July 27, 2009 at 7:45am
and no zombies have to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on July 27, 2009 at 7:55am
All zombies are already dead. They just have to be finished.

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