Undead Rights

With the ever increasing population, should we not be looking for ways to live with our undead brethren? It's not like there's not plenty for them to eat, and it's survival of the fittest if a fat kid gets snacked on. Zombies are the working class of the undead but beyond them is a host of creatures that not only want rights but can form sentences and demand them. We mustn't forget that the zombie comes to mind first only because they are more numerous, and in some ways more crass, than the other undead out there. Vampires wait for the night when they are no longer being written about by Anne Rice. Mummies just want solitude and a 10% cut of the treasure they guard, books they are in, and any movie appearances. It should also be remembered that werewolves hate being called undead and want to be treated like any human with a horrible disease. So what say you? Do we give the undead freedoms or hunt them down? I say freedom. I started a t-shirt company called Tattered Star Apparel to help the undead gain their rights. Go to www.tatteredstar.com and join the revolution. Viva la zombie!

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Permalink Reply by JJ on February 20, 2010 at 4:37pm
Well I understand what you are conceptualizing, but, to me, "saving" them doesn't mean "Saving them to keep fresh for experiment and hazardous labor". Guinea pigs they will not be, not as long I'm around and people like me.
Permalink Reply by Sunshine Warner on February 21, 2010 at 6:08pm
Lol. Actually, I think my zombie friend Jack would like that job. It's good paying, and by now he's used to being blown, ripped, and cut apart and then having to be put back together with duct tape and band-aids. Plus, it would probably get him a lot of sympathy dates with cute girls. xD
Permalink Reply by JJ on March 9, 2010 at 12:01am
Yeah cute, necrophiliac girls XD
Permalink Reply by arthil on March 11, 2010 at 1:53pm
amen to that.
Permalink Reply by biohazard on February 26, 2010 at 3:04pm
you people are nuts!!
havent u read the zombie survival guide?
the zombie exists only in one form, the homo mortis cannot be changed
Permalink Reply by Kimi Ashe on February 26, 2010 at 3:40pm
love the grammar XD...and that in its self is biased.
Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on February 26, 2010 at 3:47pm
Thanks. Sometimes I type without reading back.
Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on April 2, 2010 at 1:39am
Yes, I own a copy, which I keep handy, because it's a good book with good advice, regardless of what kinds of zombies would actually manifest. But what makes it any more right about zombies than any other zombie book/movie/video game/etc? The fact is that this is all 100% speculative. We have no actual facts about zombies, just made up stories. When you're dealing with the imaginary, one speculation is as good as any other.
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on March 9, 2010 at 4:15am
If you want to endanger yourself fine. Knock yourself out. You will not endanger me or mine. I don't care how safe you believe you can be. I don't care that you think they can be domesticated. Their very existence is abhorrent and unnatural.
Permalink Reply by arthil on March 11, 2010 at 2:01pm
i will help the zombies find a "job" when it shows me that it wants a job. if it wants to keep eating my flesh, i'm fine with that, it just has to let me know so i can drop it dead.

I think the argument comes from differing views on the capabilities of zombies.
one side is saying that they can:
A). move around
B). eat flesh
C).moan

the other side, as far as i can tell(correct me if I'm wrong), is trying to say that they can think thoughts more complex than "I'm hungry" and that they could take orders. in othere words, they are humanizing them. they should not be humanized. the more you humanize them, the harder it is to shoot the zombies in the head when they try to eat you. if you get distracted with thoughts like "this zombie is an innocent corpse" remember that it wants to eat your flesh. no more, no less
as for being used as minesweepers, once the brain is destroyed, the zombie is DEAD. not dead liike rotting flesh and no heartbeat, but DEAD, like no longer capable of ANYTHING.
Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on April 2, 2010 at 2:00am
The "other side" is trying to say that we know almost nothing about the human brain works and absolutley nothing about the hypothetical virus/bacteria/chemical/mind control system/rhinoceros/etc. that causes zombification or the process by which it causes zombification, and so nothing about how it interacts with the brain and the human body in general. We're saying that it's possible, maybe not probable, but certainly possible that during the zombification process, some chemical(s)/enzyme(s)/etc. produced and/or ingested by an individual or individuals could prevent the process from completely overwriting the brain's "programming" or that a mutant strain could cause that effect, leaving them zombified but possessing abilities not present in the average zombie.

We aren't saying to not kill any zombie under any circumstance, ever. If a zombie tries to attack me or my group, it's going down. We're saying that it's possible that not all zombies are mindless eating machines. We're saying that if you run across a zombie and it "sees" you, and you know it "sees" you, but it doesn't attack even though it's capable, you should probably investigate instead of just gunning it down.

Well, at least that's what I'm saying.

And just so you know, by your own definition of zombies, because they aren't capable of thought (included in "ANYTHING") and so are unaware of why their actions are wrong, and even the fact the fact that what they're doing is wrong (in this case, eating a person), they are innocent, in the same way a child who unwittingly shoots their friend with a real gun instead of a toy one is innocent. They are both innocent because they acted without malice, since in your defination, zombies are uncapable of feelings (once again, included in "ANYTHING"), either positive or negative, and the child didn't mean to kill their friend.
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on April 2, 2010 at 4:41pm
You're wrong.

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