Undead Rights

With the ever increasing population, should we not be looking for ways to live with our undead brethren? It's not like there's not plenty for them to eat, and it's survival of the fittest if a fat kid gets snacked on. Zombies are the working class of the undead but beyond them is a host of creatures that not only want rights but can form sentences and demand them. We mustn't forget that the zombie comes to mind first only because they are more numerous, and in some ways more crass, than the other undead out there. Vampires wait for the night when they are no longer being written about by Anne Rice. Mummies just want solitude and a 10% cut of the treasure they guard, books they are in, and any movie appearances. It should also be remembered that werewolves hate being called undead and want to be treated like any human with a horrible disease. So what say you? Do we give the undead freedoms or hunt them down? I say freedom. I started a t-shirt company called Tattered Star Apparel to help the undead gain their rights. Go to www.tatteredstar.com and join the revolution. Viva la zombie!

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Permalink Reply by Kimi Ashe on February 19, 2010 at 8:16pm
If we were to hide behind A chain link fence then the damn zombies are cutting into my rights. And how is that fair? No one wants to live in fear
Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on February 20, 2010 at 12:25pm
No one said you can't defend yourself.
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on February 20, 2010 at 12:49pm
No problem with being proactive with unthinking creatures like zeds then.
Permalink Reply by Kimi Ashe on February 20, 2010 at 4:27pm
your saying give the undead equal rights...that means I have to wait until they attack me to kill them, then it may be too late..or I have to live in a hidey hole in fear....ever lived in the ghetto's where your too scared to go outside cuz uk ur gonna get shot? Ain't pretty...and dear Tattered Star Apparel, If you were to give zombies equal rights...It would be like that everywhere..times ten.
Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on February 20, 2010 at 4:35pm
I respectfully disagree. Our undead friends can and will function within society. Yes, their will be a time of adjustment but in time, we can all live together.
Permalink Reply by Kimi Ashe on February 20, 2010 at 4:44pm
how many of will of us will still be alive to live together? It's times like this I'm glad America is biased and discriminatory as it is...hate it when it comes to the living...but if it keeps me alive from the undead hellz yea...discriminate against those bitches
Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on April 3, 2010 at 1:17pm
exactly kimi
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on February 24, 2010 at 7:03pm
They can function as fertilizer!
Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on March 8, 2010 at 7:35pm
That may or may not actually be true, or safe. Some zombie viruses don't allow decay, and the virus could be transmitted to the plant, possibly killing the plants or passing it on to the next animal to eat it (FYI, that could possibly be us), and/or washed into a water supply.

I know you probably didn't mean it literaly, but I am a literal person and I like to correct factual errors. It's a hobby.
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on April 3, 2010 at 2:28pm
Dry em out and burn em for fuel.
Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on April 3, 2010 at 1:17pm
Hell yeah
Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on March 8, 2010 at 8:53pm
The chain link fence is a precaution, genius, meant to protect you against zombies that are either mindless or who don't wish to live peacefully, not to protect you against those zombies who wish to live in peace. I admit, it won't be perfect; there will be attacks by zombies, but even nonzombified humans attack other people, but are ALL your neighbors criminals if ONE person breaks into your house? Should all people with tattoos be sent to jail because gang members have tattoos? Should an innocent person be punished because of the guilty? No. Guilt by association is the tactic of tyrants.

And you're right, no one want's to live in fear, including undead people. They have as much right to be free of the fear of persecution as we living people do.

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