Undead Rights
With the ever increasing population, should we not be looking for ways to live with our undead brethren? It's not like there's not plenty for them to eat, and it's survival of the fittest if a fat kid gets snacked on. Zombies are the working class of the undead but beyond them is a host of creatures that not only want rights but can form sentences and demand them. We mustn't forget that the zombie comes to mind first only because they are more numerous, and in some ways more crass, than the other undead out there. Vampires wait for the night when they are no longer being written about by Anne Rice. Mummies just want solitude and a 10% cut of the treasure they guard, books they are in, and any movie appearances. It should also be remembered that werewolves hate being called undead and want to be treated like any human with a horrible disease. So what say you? Do we give the undead freedoms or hunt them down? I say freedom. I started a t-shirt company called Tattered Star Apparel to help the undead gain their rights. Go to www.tatteredstar.com and join the revolution. Viva la zombie!
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
They have rights. They have the right to be completely dead!
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on -
My friend, remember one day, you too may be one of them. Think of the future.
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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Well if I am then I want to be all the way dead. None of this undead or half dead shit. All or nothing.
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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That is respectable. There are fail-safes to make sure you're able to avoid an undead fate. A vest with a grenade is popular with the, "I'd rather explode than look like that mother f****r" set. Maybe a close friend who is willing to shoot you in the head or a quick a .50 caliber Desert Eagle with one bullet left for the bottom of your chin would do the trick as well. The trick is knowing when to implement self-destruction. Too soon and you've wasted a life. Too late and you'll find yourself shambling around with wrong crowd, staying out all night cruising for brains.
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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The trick is, don't get bit.
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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Amen to that.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on -
shoot me in the head if i become one of them please
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Permalink Reply by ÐÅ¥ÍÐ Corpus on -
I favor lefts. Mostly left brain hemispheres, but a bite to a left arm will do, too.
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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mmmmm math tasty. Just remember to eat livers too. You need a balanced diet.
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Permalink Reply by JB on -
Well, you're third poster nails it right on the head...they WERE people...they aren't anymore. Do animals have the right to eat people? No, of course not, hell they can't even bite someone in self defense without being Euthenized...
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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We are not dogs. We are humans and zombies, vampires and the like are the next step in our life cycle. None of us know what it is to be undead. What if it is the most wonderful thing ever? Yes, I recognize it could be hell, but zombie mom and vampire dad are still mom and dad. Your future could depend on their freedoms. Circle of life, man, circle of life.
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Permalink Reply by JB on
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Wait, the circle of Life? Hakuna Matata...but the circle of life also dictates that when we die our bodies are commited to the earth, to be recycled...zombies stop the circle of life by refusing to be recycled back to mother earth...
Also, my future most certainly does depend on their freedoms...or lack there of...No life, no future...no zombies=life...I'll choose to not give braindead creatures the right to eat my kidneys...
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