Undead Rights
With the ever increasing population, should we not be looking for ways to live with our undead brethren? It's not like there's not plenty for them to eat, and it's survival of the fittest if a fat kid gets snacked on. Zombies are the working class of the undead but beyond them is a host of creatures that not only want rights but can form sentences and demand them. We mustn't forget that the zombie comes to mind first only because they are more numerous, and in some ways more crass, than the other undead out there. Vampires wait for the night when they are no longer being written about by Anne Rice. Mummies just want solitude and a 10% cut of the treasure they guard, books they are in, and any movie appearances. It should also be remembered that werewolves hate being called undead and want to be treated like any human with a horrible disease. So what say you? Do we give the undead freedoms or hunt them down? I say freedom. I started a t-shirt company called Tattered Star Apparel to help the undead gain their rights. Go to www.tatteredstar.com and join the revolution. Viva la zombie!
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Permalink Reply by Kitty Chainsaw on -
Make the dead redead....lol.
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on -
I have run out of arguments for why we should be more kind to the undead. All I have is: come on... come oooonnnnn... please, like the undead. They like you.
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
They like how we taste. It's not that I don't like them. It's that I don't like what they do. I have nothing personal against any individual zed. I just like keeping my flesh on it's bones and not in some ghoul's gut. If I have to conduct a lead lobotomy to keep myself and others alive, so be it.
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Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on -
You're new to the aruging game, aren't you? NEVER admit you've run out of arguements, especially on the internet, were you don't have to think up ideas instantly. It only weakens your entire argument up until that point, and after it. The glory of arguments are that your opponents are constantly giving you new material. Read their arguments, find weak points and attack.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on -
Hey people we are talking about zeds, they cant provide us of any new medicine, food, or help they just ikill because of their new virus instinct, if they were like dogs.
It would be great to teach them to protect, serve, or be paceful, but like in RE# movie they cant have anything else besides the idea of eating
By nature we are supposed to hunht them , they are the mistake of men, the black sheeps of the human race.
If someone becomes one they cant return into a human, because the only way to get the antidote is by getting a samplem of the original pure viruz.
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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Though I like the picture, I feel it lacks true scientific backing. Brain is only one of the dietary meals a zombie will eat. If it never ate brain, it would be fine. We could keep our undead friends alive and close by providing an unwanted meat source. Say, like Hobos.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on
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But why feed those, cold and wild silly creatures man?
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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Because they are our brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, cousins and other distant relations we never saw because we didn't care to when they were living even though they friended us through Facebook and we didn't want to be rude.. Their not creatures, their humans with an eating disorder and you shouldn't kill someone because of an eating disorder.
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Permalink Reply by MicKe Quid Velazquez on
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Yes but we KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY could make other people became "humans with an eating disorder" , they are the human plague, they are not humans anymore. The scientist on earth made a big mistake trying to manipulate a virus, and the zeds are just the consecuence.
You must understand that they cant be mastered, domesticated, or trained to live like us.
You can try to take care of one zombie, you´ll see they wont like you...
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Permalink Reply by Tattered Star Apparel on
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Thank you.
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Permalink Reply by josh smith on -
Oh my God i love those shirts i think i might have to buy one
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