Warm Bodies *or Twilight for zombies*
it has unfortunately come to my attention that a new zombie book titled 'Warm Bodies' has surfaced. im sure everyone reading this is wondering 'why so gloom, its about zombies?' and i have to reply that it is the entire synopses to Twilight...with zombies...authored by Isaac Marion and adored by Stephenie Meyer *had to wash my mouth out saying her name* i give you the beginning of the end for zombie popularity....
Synopsis:
Zombies love people, especially their brains. But R (Nicholas Hoult) is different. He’s alive inside, unlike the hundreds of other grunting, drooling undead—all victims of a recent plague that drove the remaining survivors into a heavily guarded city. Now the Zombies roam about an airport terminal, searching for human prey and living in fear of the vicious Boneys, the next undead incarnation.
One day, R and his best friend M lumber toward the city in search of food. There, R first sets his eyes on JULIE (Teresa Palmer), a beautiful human. Determined to save her—first from the other Zombies and then from the Boneys—R hides her in his home, a cluttered 747 aircraft. Julie is terrified, and R’s grunted assurances of “Not…eat” do little to calm her. But when R begins to act more human than Zombie, coming to her defense, refusing to eat human flesh, and even speaking in full sentences, Julie realizes that R is special.
After a few close calls with the Boneys, and with her father mounting an armed search for her, Julie realizes she can’t hide forever. So she sneaks back home, leaving R broken-hearted. Desperate to see her, R decides to comb his hair, stand a little straighter, and impersonate a human long enough to get past the city guards. If only he can prove to the humans that Zombies can change, maybe R and Julie’s love might stand a chance. But with the rampaging Boneys heading toward the city and Julie’s father intent on killing R and his Zombie friends, the stage is set for an all-out battle between the living and the undead.
A genre-bending tale of love and transformation, WARM BODIES is a story about a boy who loves a girl…for more than just her body.
and to top it off a movie is being released on August 10th... what do you think about all of this?
UPDATE: it's been moved to February 1st.....
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on -
Lets hope it goes straight to DVD hell........
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Permalink Reply by Sean Palmer on -
Look on the bright side.
This means we have reached the saturation point and now, all of the johnny come latelies to the genre will flit off to the next fad...
Most likely sexy sea beasts or something...
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Permalink Reply by Full Choke on -
I wonder if the guy who directed Death Bed will get a chance at this steaming pile.
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on -
Jonathan Levine is directing this and i am already feeling sick from the promo picture they have up
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/warm-bodies-movie-image-nich...
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Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on
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Yeah, uhm, no! to me it is like Clint Eastwood starring in Bridges of Madison County. Never seen it and never will.
STAY ALIVE
PP
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on -
well i guess Hollywood's finally finished racking the smoldering ashes of the vampire genre over the coals and has moved on to rape yet another great movie monster to death with its sappy cooky cutter love story's that only pander to prepubescent girl tween's, and the sex offenders who constantly friend them on Facebook. the whole of us true die hard zombie fans should rise up, and in one mighty united voice that shatters the heavens cry out and demand legislation that would have this abomination stricken from all human record. its evil masterminds dragged through the streets burned alive, decapitated and buried next to Hitler. in conclusion this idea sucks!!! can i get an amen!
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on
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speaking of vampires, they are working on a new romeo and juliet based vampire movie...
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Permalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on
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will the madness never end. we had finally gotten passed the classic Dracula love sick vampire. to the modern kick ass happy to be vampire blood swallowing neck chomping bad ass new zombies like lost boys and blade. not they took everything back with these wimpy teen perfect hair forever suck tastic excuse for vampires. why must they make us suffer so.
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Permalink Reply by Jericho Syndrome on
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because teenagers are sad
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Permalink Reply by irdeadite on -
this is why i hate society >__________> it ruins everything.
that dude dosent even look like a zombie! he looks more like a vampire (COINCIDENCE?!?!) he just has some red junk smeared under his eyes and some goofy ass blue (?) contacts! since when do zombie look like goth kids? i mean... he LOOKS LIKE GOD DAMN EDWARD FOR CRIPES SAKES!! and dont get me started on the stupid movie poster.... it practically SCREAMS twilight!!
maybe zombieland 2 will come out and make things better.......
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