Weapons of the zombie world

Okay, i've seen a few discussions about what would be your favorite weapon, the best weapon and so on. But now I got a brain twister, What would be the worst weapon to have in a zombie world, I mean the one weapon you do not want to use against the living dead.
Word of advice, this is a serious discussion so no toy bow and arrow like answers

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Permalink Reply by Tanner Ruffin on November 13, 2011 at 4:58pm

a knife. because you have to get way too close 

Permalink Reply by Cheatcode on November 13, 2011 at 11:48pm

OK first off. Knives outside of being weapons are extremely important and versatile. Not just for cutting but as a tool in general.

 

When I think of bad weapons I think of shit that I could grab at any given moment. Like I would prefer not to use this keyboard but I would if I couldn't come up with a better idea at that time. (maybe this printer...or this never mind...)

I wouldn't use a box cutter, a coat hanger (unless I was able to straighten it and had a clear shot for an eye socket), a rolled up newspaper, a CD, I could go on...

 

I mean hell I would swing around an ironing board if I had too

 

As far as actual weapons I don't think I would want to be they guy that has an axe (logging, pick, or battle). I am no expert but even if was fluent in the ways of axe wielding I know that it generally takes a lot of energy to swing one not to mention if you do land a solid blow to the skull, then what... you gotta get it out. By that time your swarmed anyway. Good thing you got that "one".

 

A shovel on the other hand gives you stand off. Its narrow and has a grove to reduce suction within the cavity so slightly easier "pull out" if you will. Down side. If you have one you pretty much have to carry it by hand since its going to run the length of your body and having it tied to your back, however you may do that, its going to be cumbersome. Still, bash 'em, knock 'em down, then... you get the idea.

Permalink Reply by EndlessWarrior on November 14, 2011 at 6:51am

The worst, in my opinion, overall; the chainsaw. It works great to kill a zed in the movies, but in real life it is useless. the fuel is finite, it is loud and noisy, and can easily snag on bone of a zombie and send it flying out of your hands, or snap the chain and injure you. Unless you hace a specially modified (maybe make it silent, on a pole?) one, avoid this. One slip can send this flesh-ripping machine into your head as easily as the zombei you are fighting.

3i3638ulfks6uPermalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on November 14, 2011 at 7:07am

well then may i introduce to you a little thing called the cordless electric polesaw

3i3638ulfks6uPermalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on November 14, 2011 at 7:10am

and for those close up jobs the BLACK & DECKER 6 in. Electric Cordless Alligator Lopper

both of these fine harbingers of death can be bought at your local home-depo for about a hundred bucks a piece.

Permalink Reply by Michael T. Douglas on November 14, 2011 at 10:28am

Oh yeah, Dead Rising!

3i3638ulfks6uPermalink Reply by 3i3638ulfks6u on November 14, 2011 at 2:20pm

and already made

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