What Are You Gonna Do When The Toilet Paper Runs Out?

I've been on my own for a month. The last person I ran into used my tp for bandages, then I killed him. Luckily, since food is scarce, I only go like once a week, which in itself is scarry. Yet I digress. Things I've found that don't work well, bricks, dirt and wallboard. I'm a little sceptical about using old soiled clothing as well. Any good ideas on a poo-poo paper substitute?

Tags: no, tp

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Permalink Reply by iakoiatastéris on July 7, 2011 at 9:02am
doc leaves (as in leafs, not as in the doctor leaves the room) doc leaves are the best substitute.
Permalink Reply by Tori Luve on July 28, 2011 at 7:51pm

Baby wipes, home made reusable cloth toilet "paper", suede or soft split leather, recycled papers (turn into paper pulp, spread on screen to dry, viola "paper"; leaves, plastic bags, car seat interiors(vinyl), tin foil, your hand

Permalink Reply by LazerScythe on September 3, 2011 at 5:18pm
One of those French things that shoot water up your arse!
Permalink Reply by James McDonald on September 6, 2011 at 10:28pm
haha a dibet? lol I dont know why I know that name lol
Permalink Reply by PRIME_Ω_PREDATOR on September 7, 2011 at 1:58pm
Bidet. Close.
Permalink Reply by Suigeneris on September 6, 2011 at 10:52am
Funny how the drunken, I'm not gonna remember this thread tomorrow, always sticks arround. Hmmm?
Permalink Reply by Little Tart on September 7, 2011 at 3:39pm
maybe something printed off this site?  http://zombileaks.com/
Permalink Reply by LazerScythe on November 3, 2011 at 6:22am
SuperSoaker 3000!
Permalink Reply by Michael T. Douglas on November 3, 2011 at 9:56am
A brick! LOL!
Permalink Reply by the jack o' lantern on November 9, 2011 at 7:17am

zombie scalps, 

Permalink Reply by Tori Luve on November 9, 2011 at 6:13pm

ewwwww

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