What happens when you bite a Zombie

Do they turn human?, or would it be something like this

Zombie Bob: "Ah what the hay!"
Zombie Steve: "Hey what happened?"
Zombie Bob: "One of those living people bit me!"
Zombie Steve: "Whoa didn't see that one coming."
Zombie Bob: "I know it really hurts, does it look infected? Am i gonna turn human?"
Zombie Steve: "Here let me bite you to counter-act the virus."
Zombie Bob: "Aw thanx man, lets get out of here before he bites a again."
Zombie Steve: "Ya that guys weird, lets go eat some babies in the maturnity ward."

Tags: awesomeness, zombies

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Permalink Reply by Vathrel on July 4, 2008 at 11:33pm
Hmm..well that was actually pretty amusing.. but I honestly think a Zombie wouldn't feel it.. and you would become a another meal
Permalink Reply by Chiododon on July 4, 2008 at 11:48pm
its now zombie humor, hence forth all serious comments shall be deleted, wow i feel like a royal announcer
Permalink Reply by Mr. Hayter on July 5, 2008 at 10:14am
Maybe it'd be a race to see who could eat the other first...
Permalink Reply by Dead-of-Knight on July 6, 2008 at 12:18am
My fridge broke and it won't be fixed until the 9th.I'm thinking if I have a few beers on tuesday I'll eat something from the fridge,thats about as close to eating a zombie as I'll get anytime soon.
Permalink Reply by Kristombie on September 5, 2008 at 7:35pm
you get pregnant and DIE! woot! LOL yes this applys for guys too
Permalink Reply by Sam on September 9, 2008 at 12:54am
Where does the baby come out?

*creeped out*
Permalink Reply by Deth by Chocolate Zombies on July 21, 2009 at 7:13am
it rips open your stomic and eats you from the inside out....have fun !)
Permalink Reply by ProBoneO on September 6, 2008 at 6:42pm
:)

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