Do they turn human?, or would it be something like this

Zombie Bob: "Ah what the hay!"
Zombie Steve: "Hey what happened?"
Zombie Bob: "One of those living people bit me!"
Zombie Steve: "Whoa didn't see that one coming."
Zombie Bob: "I know it really hurts, does it look infected? Am i gonna turn human?"
Zombie Steve: "Here let me bite you to counter-act the virus."
Zombie Bob: "Aw thanx man, lets get out of here before he bites a again."
Zombie Steve: "Ya that guys weird, lets go eat some babies in the maturnity ward."

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Hmm..well that was actually pretty amusing.. but I honestly think a Zombie wouldn't feel it.. and you would become a another meal
its now zombie humor, hence forth all serious comments shall be deleted, wow i feel like a royal announcer
Maybe it'd be a race to see who could eat the other first...
My fridge broke and it won't be fixed until the 9th.I'm thinking if I have a few beers on tuesday I'll eat something from the fridge,thats about as close to eating a zombie as I'll get anytime soon.
you get pregnant and DIE! woot! LOL yes this applys for guys too
Where does the baby come out?

*creeped out*
it rips open your stomic and eats you from the inside out....have fun !)
:)

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