What would you do if you were turned into a zombie but was able to control yourself?

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Permalink Reply by Dario on August 27, 2009 at 10:16am

Hah, you guys are no fun.

I would assemble the zombie army into a massive attack on the remaining humans, and become master of the world! Muahahaha.

No, just kidding. Like many others have said - I'd go undercover and kill more of the damned zombies.

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Permalink Reply by JB on August 28, 2009 at 12:13am

Come on...is it that difficult?

If you have intelligence, that's one thing. But just because you have intelligence doesn't mean they do...there's no way you could control a zombie army, except maybe making loud noises to get them to follow you, but then it puts you in the front, taking fire from the survivalist humans.

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Permalink Reply by Dario on August 28, 2009 at 3:51am

Big Daddy did in Land of the Dead. :-P

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Permalink Reply by Philip Hynes on August 28, 2009 at 12:35am

I would audition for X-factor, Big Brother. You could make a handsome living as a minor celebrity.

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Permalink Reply by Philip Hynes on August 28, 2009 at 2:43am

A half-turned Zombie is a frightening prospect. Personally I would try to protect my family, by scavanging for food and supplies whilst being immune to attacks from the mindless variety.

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Permalink Reply by Bunkerbewahrer on August 28, 2009 at 6:19am

eat brains with pleasure and amusement. thats what i would do

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Permalink Reply by Luis Sipher on August 30, 2009 at 6:04am

If you where a Zombie with self control you would not be a Zombie.

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Permalink Reply by Krista Atwood on August 30, 2009 at 4:18pm

I think "zombie", in this case, means any reanimated corpse, not just a walking, but mindless, shell.

And, technically, a zombie is anyone/thing that died but was revived, usually by a virus, without normal "living" functions (digestion, heartbeats, pain, mortality [headshots exempt], etc.). As long as you meet those conditions, you are, indeed, a zombie (in rare occasions, however, the virus skips its "death phase" or has a death phase so quick that it is not noticeable). That is my only definition of a "zombie". Intelligence is not a factor.

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